Stick up yer dukes...

I'm pissed up, pissed off and fuelled by fuck knows what. Dunno why but I feel like a fucking rumble...come on yer bastards I'll have youse all.

<<<insert pisses pants and knocks head on the mantelpiece icon here>>>

 

Ah fug off then yer fuggin' fuggers, kish my arshe, am off to bed....

 

Someones in a good mood!What happen you loose your dildo in a game of snap?

 

I drank too much. feel a bit poo now.

 

Awwww you poor thing, come here and let me kick you in the bollox.That will take your mind of your hangover.