ok so my baby is BAD... I mean like Nanny 911 show bad. I know this. Well anyway, today we went to the family owned BBQ place, its very homey and country. Well Arab baby was acting up bad. We are just getting a togo order... anyway this stern dorky asshole stands next to me ... He says, "Spare the rod , spoil the child" and some other shit... I shot my evil look at him and I have NOOOO fuking clue WHY I came back with... " yeah yeah spoil the child that soils your rod" of course the Arab did not get it... I didnt even know what I said... but the old guy looked at me weird and said I was the devil.... but he pronounced it Debel... like the mom on Waterboy... and that made me laugh ... Arab says " what did you just say?" and I said - I dont know, that guy was crazy... but like 5 minutes later we are leaving and I realized what I said. What the fuck. I did take 2 Tylenol PM...for my cramps, did nto have any normal tylenol.. and I guess I was feeling a little high. I am really tired now, and headin to bed.
You seriously need to video tape your outings. I've never had Tylenol PM but I do know that Pamprin is the shit for cramps.
what is funny is that Arab called me a druggie... " you took those PMs tonight, you took benadryl the other night..." um yeah I am like hardcore - whata tard. well my saying has already become famous.. my friend decided to just post as his status ... " spoil the wife that soils your rod" that sounds better than CHILD.. I have no idea why that came out of my mouth. I gotta buy a new camera.. maybe today. I think a meth head took my last one.
I pissed off the American Association of University Women in 1992 with 4 retarded words. Math class is tough. And it fucking was. I failed math for like 2 years straight. True story.
