sp0rkg0ddess is a cum burping, blood farting whore

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Mar 5, 2003.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Let's see if that get's a reaction.

    (Sorry IMC, I know I stole the insults from you... but you always have the best)
     
  2. Guest

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    oh honey, u know how that talking dirty turns me on! but, ya know i learned from the best--YOU.
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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  4. sporkgoddess

    sporkgoddess New Member

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    man, i just feel so, so...umm violated ;\
    thankies chickie heh ;P
     
  5. SickPHuck

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    SHE IS? How much is this whore?
     
  6. sporkgoddess

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    ask my pimpette!
    then again, dont-- she'd try to sell cheaply.. so...tis more then u can afford!
     
  7. SickPHuck

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sporkgoddess:
    ask my pimpette!
    then again, dont-- she'd try to sell cheaply.. so...tis more then u can afford!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    try me
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sporkgoddess:
    ask my pimpette!
    then again, dont-- she'd try to sell cheaply.. so...tis more then u can afford!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I got 10 bucks and all the semen you can swallow
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I'll take the 10 bucks and she can have the free refills on the semen.
     
  10. sporkgoddess

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    see what'd i say.. she'd sell cheaply.. and i rather have the 10$ and she can have all the rest!
     
  11. Nauseous

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    Watch it, you're only on the other side of the building. Don't make me come over there and spill your licorice.
     
  12. sporkgoddess

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    threatening the licorice now?! and you sure u meant spill? or were ya trying to say steal? is that an "allot" kinda typo.. and quite frankly you could do either, otherwise the things will go bad!
     
  13. Nauseous

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    "allot"

    Walk by and slap him in the head for me.... you're closer.
     
  14. sporkgoddess

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    eww i dont wanna get any cooties from the BO funk hes got goin on...
     
  15. Lomotil

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    How about just bashing his head in with one of the office fire extinguishers? I might even give you the $10 for that and Nauseous the load of semen...
     
  16. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sporkgoddess:
    eww i dont wanna get any cooties from the BO funk hes got goin on...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He didn't stink today. I feel bad making fun of him.
     
  17. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    How about just bashing his head in with one of the office fire extinguishers? I might even give you the $10 for that and Nauseous the load of semen... :)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I think I'll pass... I read the email... cheater! :mad:
     
  18. Lomotil

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    Hey now... the tub gets jealous, too...
     
  19. Nauseous

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    Well, I guess I can understand that...

    But shouldn't all of the mildew and soap scum in there keep it company? Why must it crave my Lomo's sweet nectar?
     
  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Well, I guess I can understand that...

    But shouldn't all of the mildew and soap scum in there keep it company? Why must it crave my Lomo's sweet nectar?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's the sweetest fucking thing I think anyone's ever said to me...
     

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