Sound off!

I know I'm chirping awfully loud for a new canary, but there's a few things that kinda irk me about the forum, and I think most of the people that post here would agree...

First of all, starting a new page with the 10th or 15th post is a little too much. I'm on a slow-ass modem, and it doesn't speed me up any to have to fumble through 6 pages of posts.

Second, I've been on boards before (ubb-powered, as well) that show on the topics page WHO left the last post, in addition to the time it was left. This is helpful for us slow-ass modem users, because we don't have to waste bandwith opening new windows for topics just to see if anyone's responded to our posts/questions/insults/etc...

Third, Ban kitana forever. She makes my balls hurt.

 

What's wrong, baby, can't take the pain?!?

 

No we are tired of youe idiot/ semi-retarded antics and act of hoplessness.... that shit gets old REALLY quick. I wish Pimp was here to ream you a new asshole for being so stupid... I think I find psychobob to add his two cents...

 

Hey lomo, you think u got it bad, i get an average of 389 bytes/second on my shitty isp
Thats why I usually don't bother, go out, and do 'real-life' things.
But hey, fukkit right.

And don't ban kitana, it's only the idiots who think they can out-wit a hardened fuglyite like her that get pissed off...

In fact. I quite like her, she's even agreed with one of my posts before, but that doesn't mean I wanna marry her.
Kitana:Sorry i 'assumed' you were a slut in an earlier post, I take it back.

I dont think anyone knows very much about me yet, all I can say is: IMC will always pick on someone, at somepoint, sooner or later. it's just a matter of time before he gets bored, or his victim says something that he can't find a witty sarcastic demonic answer to.
Kitana has not been known to pick on anyone. Will always defend herself in her own strange way, and, if anyone who thinks they wanna be IMC in every way, takes a shot. She'll just brush it off with a "yeah, so?", laugh in their face and stick her tongue out.
Lomo, stop moaning, there nothing you can do about it, unless you get ftp access to fugly files and change the site.
Nausous, hey baby
Pimp: he's daring, he's dangerous, he's dynamic, he's rough, he's rugged, he's full of shit.
Ho: hey baby no pimp, I..I didn't mean it !

an' thas' maw fugly free-ends

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by American Sociopath:
No we are tired of youe idiot/ semi-retarded antics and act of hoplessness.... that shit gets old REALLY quick. I wish Pimp was here to ream you a new asshole for being so stupid... I think I find psychobob to add his two cents...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


bitch, u talking to me? i will kick your ass...

 

Disorder: For the record, I don't hate Kitana. I marvel at her fascination with the Mortal Kombat series of arcade games, and the sick fetish that involves her, Mileena, two strap-ons, a garden hose, and a Shetland pony.

Kit and I go way back, though... I remember the first time I had met her... It was a warm, sunny afternoon, disco was king, and KC and the Sunshine band was rockin' the joint with a little tune of theirs...

I was sitting in the corner, watching the night unfold... when all of a sudden, this tramp came by and flashed me... all I could do was sit in awe at the teeth beneath this chick's muff... It snarled at me! I tried to run, but she cut me off at the pass... It was horrible; I was facing certain doom as this hungry, drooling, fume-emitting, cum-dumpster was lunging towards me...

It was at that very moment that Kitana came to my rescue... she swung past me Tarzan-style, hit that whore upside the head with a sack of nuts, and landed between me and certain doom. As I ran away, thanking my lucky stars, I looked back right as Kitana was removing that tramp's still-beating heart. I owe her one, and to this day, I'll still sit in the same club, polish off a fifth, and reminisce.

Thanks again, Kitana! Just mind that restraining order, okay?

 

hardened fuglyite? You can have the fucking whore... get her out of my hair... stalker crazy dumb cunt

 

oh, Lomo, you have a way with words...
but you know, if there are no cops around, then there's no restraining order.

IMC: i will be watching you

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
oh, Lomo, you have a way with words...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You might say I'm a 'cunning linguist'...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
You might say I'm a 'cunning linguist'...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


ok, that just brought a nasty picture to my mind...

 

WOW! If something disturbs even the mighty kitana... This I've got to see!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
WOW! If something disturbs even the mighty kitana... This I've got to see!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it didnt disturb me! it just brought up a nasty picture to my mind. A pic of you sticking your long, thick, strongue tongue in side of a...

 

I know the mere thought probably makes you shiver... Get a hold of yourself.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
I know the mere thought probably makes you shiver... Get a hold of yourself. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


no, it nauseated me

 

Whatever gets it up for you...

 

Hey, fuck you lomo-homo, i dont get horny

 

She doesn't get horny, doesn't get laid... somehow she has a boyfriend, though... curious.

What else don't you do? Do you eat? Do you sleep? Do you defecate?

 

ok, now i dont have a boyfriend, after 4 days that we were officially b/f and g/f he broke up with me b/c he was scared that my ex would mess up his car and it was important that he had it b/c he used it to get to work...blah blah blah.
dont worry, i will get revenge...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
ok, now i dont have a boyfriend, after 4 days that we were officially b/f and g/f he broke up with me b/c he was scared that my ex would mess up his car and it was important that he had it b/c he used it to get to work...blah blah blah.
dont worry, i will get revenge...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It'll be okay, Kitana. You will always have Cheeze. I'm sure that other guy wouldn't have been able to make you any money pimping anyway. He sounds like a fucking pansy!

 

What kind of car does he have? Something nice, or was he ditching you for a Ford Pinto?