Sorry for my absence

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    But im back for a while...
    anyway, this is me at the moment:-

    I seem to be finding it hard not haveing sex...
    I am haveing a birthday party at a kids indoor adventure place in for me and my friends 21st... if anyone wants to come.
    Im afraid only the men can and then I will say no to most of you... obviously not the ones I would like to fuck...
    I have been working... so I havent had time to think about sex.
    I have been staying at a flat with sky digital and the playboy channel is free... but I only found that out yesterday so I havent seen it yet.
    To Martin you are not getting any pictures of me now... you know why. And that bird, Michelle isnt dead... she just works in ASDA and has 4 children. She is a bit of a porker Im afraid. Married.

    That is about it... for now... cant think of anything at the moment...
     
  2. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Why Wank?:
    To Martin you are not getting any pictures of me now... you know why. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why?
     
  3. canine_STD

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    You're going to have to wait a while, she wont be back until the weekend I'm afraid. (from the flat she's staying at whilst the owner is away)
     
  4. canine_STD

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    WTF, some twat has registered as "Pimp Daddy"!!!!

    What the fuck is the world coming to?
     
  5. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Why?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
    You're going to have to wait a while...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Martin?
     
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  7. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
    Huh???

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...your name is martin?
     
  8. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Why Wank?:
    Martin...you know why. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  9. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...just getting the ball rolling...y'know.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I thought you meant that you were preparing the groundwork to start having a go at Wank, Martin's not getting his pictures (dont know why not, I don't care though cos I've got plenty), so I was saying you may have to wait a while for a response (from your onslought) from her cos she's looking after someone's flat until they get they get back.
     
  10. Nursey

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    I'm bored,so I want to know why.(There might be yet another laugh at Dumb Downs in there for me.)
     
  11. canine_STD

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    Well I hope you remember our agreement!
     
  12. Nursey

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    Stop worrying Canine!!!I'm hardly going to blurt all that stuff you told me about her here,am i???She'd know straight away who had told me,wouldn't she!
     
  13. canine_STD

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    Yes, very funny. You know fine-well, that was not our agreement!
     
  14. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stress free STD:
    You're going to have to wait a while, she wont be back until the weekend I'm afraid. (from the flat she's staying at whilst the owner is away)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Got you!(I wondered where she kept disappearing off to)
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Why?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I was wondering why myself, but at least I might get an answer!
     
  17. Nursey

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    ...just getting the ball rolling...y'know.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    Im not sure what that pic is supposed to be about, but it gave me the fucking willies...
     
  19. Lomotil

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    Rubber ducky, you're the one... You make bathtime lots of fun...
     
  20. D

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    Well... you could ask Martin what Im blabbing on about now. Or I could just tell you.

    I offered him sexual favours for something but the thing he gave me... basically it didnt work. So he wont be getting anything from me
     

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