I told you already. October 3-5. Stuart Cobbs predicts that God will close the "Church Age" and time the Rapture of the Church on this date, the Jewish holy day of Rosh-Hashana. He reasons that a 14,000 day interval (38.8 Jewish Years; 2,000 Jewish weeks) has appeared twice in past Jewish history: the duration of the wilderness generation when the ancient Hebrews were wandering in the desert, and the interval between the the dates when Jesus rode into Jerusalem (32-APR-06 CE) and the destruction of Jerusalem in 70-AUG-05 CE. He predicts that there is an identical interval between the recapture of Jerusalem on 1967-JUN-06 and Rosh-Hashana in 2005-OCT-03. He believes that the Rapture of the Church will cause many Jews to accept Jesus as the true Messiah. Wear white. It reflects heat. Barry Barry
well, the 101st actually is used to train indiginous forces. Who do you think trained Al Quada when they were fighting the Soviets, moon mice?
So what, they deployed the 82nd in New Orleans. The 101st is merely a highly trained rapid deployment group. Same as the 82nd. Most likely they're just using them to train and for fast-roping in when they think they've found a terrorist cell or something like that. If they we're pulling in tank-battalions and heavy bombers, then I would be worried.
I heard that they were polishing the nose cones on all silo based ICBM's. YIKES! Care to bunker up with me this weekend? Barry
5 Russian Warships, Sub Moved Next To Iran/India "A submarine? For "anti-terror" exercises? Forget the labels, the description of these exercises is of an attack on military bases and interdicting the sea lanes of communication. I think Russia is sending a subtle message to the US not to invade Iran." WRH
This thread may yet live on. Quickly, someone say something intelligent. Don't look at me, I'm just the messenger.
Oh boy! More war? I can't wait! I'll bet that our good friend George Bush will get us so very embroiled in foriegn conflict and domestic terrorism that he has no choice but to say "Fuck the constitution! I'm going to be president for life!" And his ass-buddy Rove will make sure that the born again freaks who suckle at his liver-spotted Hitleresque teats cheer and cheer while what's left of our democracy crumbles! We're a really great country. I just wish we had the brains to stay that way.
I am beginning to believe that Nursey and Smurf may be on to something. A very reliable news source is reporting that the entire nation of Botswana has been infected by the AIDS virus and everyone is probably going to die. Is this the start of the "great plauges" of the Bible? I am really concerned. The full article is here - http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40976 Barry
Well, here in the great city of Austin, Texas is where the massive population fuck might begin, after the quake of course. All these chemtrailings sure are beautiful. You can see plane after plane cross our cloudless, clear starry sky and encircle the city, hiding those tell-tale signs of white streaks in the darkness, but you can see them pass over the moon if you're in the right spot. It's probably the same ten or so planes just making pass after pass. Anyways, it starts getting cloudy, and if you wake up early enough like around 6, you can see the new sky "they" have created for us. It's a hard, cloud shell, with many low hanging clouds I'd swear weren't more than 50 feet off the ground, and they just pass on over the city dusting us with whatever chemical or biological agent was in them, heading north. As the sun comes out, the shell sloughs off and heads north, but there is still some residual cloud cover, and the planes some times dust their chemtrails in those, other times they just outright drop them in the sky for all to see, though those are few. And now I hear the military helicopters, about one a minute for an hour, they'll go for ten, then come right back. They're moving massive EQ and troops in that there Camp Mabry. So, while your town might be spared the brunt of it all, I still got tens of thousands of Houston and Louisiana refugees that are gonna go crazy, and coincidentally make it impossible to flee to Mexico through IH-35, as the major highways will be closed all along the border with its being sealed shut. So fuck yeah I'm gonna go slay me some Ghetto assholes, nothing better to do as everyone will be passing out from the plague you guys might not get or robbing motherfuckers. Not enough food for all of us, it's all being eaten up every day and soon it'll be hard to find. Somebody will have to hit the dirt or hit the camps. That won't be me, not if Mister Smith or Wesson have anything to say about it.
you all know that theonion is like the daily show right, a fake news source. The main difference is, the daily show makes fun of real news, and the onion makes shit up that makes fun of real news
