Someone should shut this forum down

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by DangerousD, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    before it turns into a crack house. There is no question it is in a bad neigborhood anyway what with all the crack whores around here.
     
  2. Disorder

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    I thought Dwaine took care of that.. and if he didnt.. then the cheque must not have cleared
     
  3. ucicare

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    I just logged in long enough to tell you that I hope you prick your finger with a HIV tainted syringe Dan.

    Oh, and don't bother telling us how you "have nurses to do that." No one is impressed, or for that matter really believes that you are anything more than a delivery driver for a sperm bank.
     
  4. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    he IS the sperm bank
     
  5. Nauseous

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    His boys can swim?
     
  6. MAJ Havoc

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    My boys can swim but I had the tunnel between the distribution point and the manufacuring plant severed.
     
  7. phatboy

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    I think disorder was referring to the fact that dan was the sperm bank, well at least that he took deposits.
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    Reminds me of a guy who once said in regards to female anatomy. "What kind of design engineer would run a major sewage line right through an amusement park"

    I probably got it wrong sounded wittier when he said it.
     
  9. Bluelola

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    Old joke, kind of dumb to begin with.
     
  10. Joeslogic

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    ok so hows this?

    A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

    Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.

    The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

    A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up and again he asked for his free sex.

    The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

    The redneck guessed 2 this time, the proprietor said,"Sorry, it was 3, you were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

    Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray, it ain't rigged, my wife won twice last week."
     
  11. phatboy

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    Hey, you should move that over to the jokes thread, it was funny.

    I LOL at that one.
     

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