Some techniques to help console a crying baby include the fo

* Take care of physical problems first - hunger, diaper change, need to burp.
* Walk with baby in a sling or in a stroller.
* Rock your baby in a rhythmic, gentle motion.
* Try a baby swing or rocking cradle.
* Gently pat or stroke on the back or chest.
* Try swaddling the baby.
* Go for a ride in the car.
* Turn on some white noise (such as a washing machine or vacuum cleaner).

 

Grim? Is that you?

 

oh shit .. i forgot u had a 6th sense!

 

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I find submerging them in boiling water for 5 - 10 minutes usually does the trick. . .or was that eggs? . .damn ..

 

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I think Milk man dan taught me it works both ways

 

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Wouldn't want my infant over-easy though

 

If you were a sea gull I'd feed you alkeseltzer.

 

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I am currently a gynecologist so those things aren't my concern at present.

 

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And there, as if we ever needed it, is the proof that he's a lying sack of shit.

 

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Gynecology and Obstetrics is a rotation all med students take.

 

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... so you're a med student, not a "gynecologist".

Interesting, too, that you chose "gynecologist" over "obstetrician". Now, hmm ... let me think, why would that have been?

 

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I am a gynecologist with the study of the gyne

 

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... because it takes one to know one?

 

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Ah the grape is bitter. The grape has problems. Hmmmm bad for the grape me thinks. Only when the grape goes into the cave and faces his fear will he ready be.

 

Thank you Yoda.

I'm not about to get into a slanging match with you. You should mourn the passing of Grimy for that.

But anyway, I thought you didn't post here any more?

 

Is that the drunk or sober dan you are talking about?

 

How about the dan that has his head so far up his own ass that he is burping dingleberries? Oh wait that is 'all the time dan'

 

Gee your a funny guy. How's about giving the rest of the gang comedy lessons. Boy!!! I can use that one just about anywhere. It's so nondescrept!!! So Simplistic!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A COMEDY GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE MORE EXCITED I BECOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT YOU OWE ME A NEW PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAA GEE I HAVEN"T BEEN SO AMUSED SINCE SINCE............BY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS AMUSED BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You're welcome.

 

Is your capslock broken dannyboy ? Or is this the screaming thingy again ..