Some older standup..

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by GAS, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. GAS

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    I liked the Dr. skit the science project was hillarious also though.
     
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    The part about pluralizing things killed me.

    Mooosen!!
     
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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=HCjsMD6X-ys&feature=related

    try this fucko. Robert Schimmel is fucking great

    "daddy, how do they teach a bear to ride a bike?"
    "i say it's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals, and beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running, he just happens to be attached to the bike."
    She said "really?"
    I said "No, all bears ride Schwinns through the woods"
     
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