some old jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Icenhour, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. Icenhour

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    Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
    They don't like any jobs.

    What do you call a nigger priest?
    Holy shit.

    Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
    So mexicans can window shop.

    What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
    A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

    What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
    Neighbor.

    What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
    Twix.


    What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
    Chocolate chips.


    How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
    If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

    What do you call a nigger hitchiker?
    Stranded.


    What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
    Canoes tip.
     

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