Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs. What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit. Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags? So mexicans can window shop. What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it. What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor. What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag? Twix. What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips. How do you know if a nigger is well hung? If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose. What do you call a nigger hitchiker? Stranded. What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip.