I just got this in my emailbox: >From: mariamaba1998@themail.com >To: a_picling@hotmail.com >Date: 5 Oct 2002 18:09:28 -0700 > >oolconcert@fugly.com,concert@fugly.com,tommy710@hotmail.comName,stokesjw@aol.com,justmeeiny2k1@aol.com >From: mariamaba1998@themail.com >Subject: BASED ON INFORMATION UR;URGENT RESPONCE >X-Priority: 1 >Authorized-User: mariamaba1998@themail.com >IP-Address: 216.139.164.203 >Reply-To: mariamaba1998@themail.com >MIME-Version: 1.0 >Content-type: text/plain >Message-Id: <200210052112890.SM00201@mail.TheMail.com> >Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2002 21:13:42 -0400 > >FROM: MRS. MARIAM ABACHA > > >I am Mrs. Mariam Abacha, the widow of the late Gen. Sanni Abacha former Nigeria Military Head of State who died mysteriously as a result of Cardiac Arrest. Since after my husbands death my family is under restriction of movement and that notwithstanding, we are being molested,policed and our Bank Account both here and abroad are being frozen by the Nigeria Civilian Government. > >Following the recent discovery of my husbands Bank Account by the Nigeria Government with Swiss Bank in which the huge sum >was logged. > >I therefore decided to contact you in confidence that I was able to move out the sum of US$40 Million Dollars, which was secretly defaced and is sealed in two Metal boxes for security reasons. > > >I therefore personally, appeal to you Seriously and religiously for your urgent assistance to move this money into your country where I believe it will be safe since I cannot leave the country due to the restriction of movement imposed on the members of my family by the Nigeria Government You can contact me through the above email and my lawyer shall arrange with you for a face to face meeting outside Nigeria in order to liaise with you toward effective completion of this transactions. > >However, arrangements have been put in place to move this money out of the country in a secret vault through a security company in American/Europe, and as soon as you indicate your interest my Lawyer shall send you the Air-Way Bill of the Luggage and other related documents so that you can help to claim the Luggage. > > >Conclusively, we have agreed to offer you 20% of the total sum while 70% is to be held on trust by you until we can decide on a suitable business investment in your country subsequent to our free movement by the Nigeria Government. While 10% is mapped out for expenses as your government may demand for tax and it also coves your telephone bills. > >Please reply urgently and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. > >Best regards. > >MRS. MARIAM ABACHA. > >N/B Please indicate your private telephone number for easy > >communication. >__________________________________________________________________ >TheMail.com - Full featured premium email you can count on. >Sign-up today at http://www.themail.com/ > So, you know me, never being without a sense of charity, decided to act upon it...so I wrote "her" back: Miss Mariam Roundtree Shawquneek Klanbait Useless-Nigger A-Bacha-You-are-going-to-be-Poached-Like-The-Ape-You-Are: I am Ulfur Engil, the crazed, drunken Hitlerian-in-residence. I, for one, am celebrating your husband's heart attack. I had no idea that Popeye's Fried Chicken had made it as far as Nigeria. As far as your offer goes, I do not know of ANYONE in Africa who can even count to ten, much less manage $40 Million. It seems more probable that you may be getting your currency mized up with ours; here in America, we deal in cions and monetary notes, not in pellets of goat shit as your bass-aackwards primitive country does. And while I wouldn't be surprised if 40 Million in goatshit would make you a wealthy, if not putrid-smelling widow over there....although, it seems curious that #1: Some smelly widow of a non-ass-wiping Nigerian would even have access to the internet, and #2: That the street address of your ISP is 2875 Fork Creek Church Rd. Acworth, GA 30294 USA. So, in conclusion, my adive to you would be to take your boxes of goatshit, and drive out to the Nearest Klan office in Georgia. I am sure they would be amused by your offer to have them fleece your goatshit. Please go fucking kill yourself. Yours truly, Ulfur Engil It feels good to do the right thing sometimes.
The last time I got one of those emails, I did an internet trace using that McAffy software. I found their server and it was registered to an address on the docks in SanFransisco. I mailed them a satelite picture of their location and along with a nasty letter, CC'd to info@fbi.gov. It was sure fun. If it weren't for internet scams, I'd never get any excitement.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote * mission impossible tune starts off in his head * Now that's what I call 'mindfuck' well done Minister...
