if ye think these suck.... eh, who cares (1) this woman has 3 kids - 2 daughters and a son. One day, one of her daughters asked her- "mommy, why is my name Rose?" to which the mom said- "because a rose petal fell on your head when you where very young" daughter number two then follows suit "mommy why is my name Daisy?" "because a daisy fell on your head when you were very young" then the son says- "MHUAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAA" the mother then replies "ah shut up Fridge!" (2) While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. the queen says - "I do so by asking them the right questions,Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says - "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds - "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Do you understand Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says- "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms has a good think and finally asks- "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately- "why, its me of course" Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims- "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust- "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!" and no, I have no idea why a petal or a flower would fall on a kids head, fuck off
does Bubs look like Bubs cares ? no, no he dosn't Bubs is Irish,he tends not to follow or generaly give a toss about american politics.... you big wally... It was someone else told bubs that joke, and yes... actually it REALLY is shit considering the huge build up...
oh jesus christ, save your soul before i fucking tack you down, break your back so badly you can suck your own ass hole, chop off each and everyone of your fingers and stick them brutally into varius holes throughout your body (eyes, penis, ect.), and slowly break every bone in your body precisely in half. then make you eat your own penis muscle.
