A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a shot of that green shit you have over there." The bartender said, "I don't know about that, sir, it's pretty strong." The man replied, "Good, give me two shots. I just found out my older son's gay." The bartender understood and gave the man two shots of the green shit. The next night the same man walked into the bar and said, "Give me four shots of that green shit from last night." The bartender said, "Are you sure about that?" The man said, "Yes, I just found out that my younger son is gay." The bartender understood and gave him four shots of the green shit. Then the next night the man went back to the bar and said, "Give me eight shots of that green shit." The bartender said, "I don't think I can do that." The man said, "Please, I had a horrible day." The bartender said, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?" The man said, "Yeah, my wife."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: Exactly! Pussy is such a nasty word..use the word cunt next time <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In fact, use the word cunt in place of every word in your posts. (It couldn't make them any worse.) Cunt.
You guys are all crazy. Cunt is really derogitory. Pussy is just that. And it's not nasty either. Besides it sounds retarted to say, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat cunt" that makes no sense. But anyway I don't know why I wasted the time to write this. laters
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Cunt cunt cunt cunt: Cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt. "Cunt," cunt cunt, "cunt cunt cunt-cunt cunt."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Cunt cunt cunt? Cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Cunt cunt cunt <LI>Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt <LI>Cunt cunt cunt, cunt![/list] Cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gsxrguy: You guys are all crazy. Cunt is really derogitory. Pussy is just that. And it's not nasty either. Besides it sounds retarted to say, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat cunt" that makes no sense. But anyway I don't know why I wasted the time to write this. laters<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> YAY! you are sooooo PC! we could use someone like you here at FUgly to make fun of, harass and ridicule! we especially hate children, jews, niggers, retards, and people with physical defects, but we just loooove cute fuzzy wittle animuls. we already have a resident homo here so i doubt you can fill his position. however, if you want to pretend you are hetero and give us a full report on the art of cunt-munching we'd be just thrilled.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape: Cunt cunt cunt? Cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Cunt cunt cunt <LI>Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt <LI>Cunt cunt cunt, cunt![/list] Cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*pssssssst! how do you feel about the term "taco" or "axe wound"?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: *pssssssst! how do you feel about the term "taco" or "axe wound"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Are you asking me, or "gsxrguy"? Cos I'm sure he'd have a problem with them both, but I'm cool. I could also manage beef curtains, map of Tasmania or even front bottom. I'm very liberal-minded, me.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape: Are you asking me, or "gsxrguy"? Cos I'm sure he'd have a problem with them both, but I'm cool. I could also manage beef curtains, map of Tasmania or even front bottom. I'm very liberal-minded, me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...map of tasmania, ROFL! yeah, i was askin' you Chester. i hear the brits call it a "fanny". so next time i ask someone to smack mine i ought to be prepared to get my meat curtains touseled.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: ...map of tasmania, ROFL! yeah, i was askin' you Chester. i hear the brits call it a "fanny". so next time i ask someone to smack mine i ought to be prepared to get my meat curtains touseled. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, what you call a "fanny" they call a "bum", so a "smack on the bum" is a spanking, not a homeless guy holding heroin.
