What do you call 5 white people pushing a car up a hill? White power What do you call 5 black people pushing a car up a hill? Black power What do you call 5 mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto. _____________________________________________ How do you get a black man out of a tree in South Carolina? Cut the rope... _____________________________________________ What do you call 5 white people running down a hill? Avalanche 5 mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide 5 black people running down a hill? Jail-Break _____________________________________________ Guns dont kill people black people do _____________________________________________ Whats screaming pink and is scratching the glass? The baby i put in the microwave that im having for lunch. _____________________________________________ Whats the best part about eating pussy? Taking off the diaper _____________________________________________ Whats better than stapeling a dead baby to the wall? Ripping it off How do you get a dead baby into a bucket? Blend it. How do you get the dead baby out of the blender? With toritlla chips Whats better than spinning a dead baby at 200 mph on a clothesline? Stopping it with a shovel.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by codebled: btw...its p.p.s. not p.s.s. it stands for post post script.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hank - you are a sick fuck you know that. i am amazed that you even get the kicks out of those jokes - you are a case study on your own. thank god i am know shrink. i would like to knwo whether you tell these jokes to your boss, mother or anyone else outside of this forum - face to face. i doubt it highly you fucked up perv. you seriously gross me out. so yes - as it has been said already - go kill yourself
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox: hank - you are a sick fuck you know that. i am amazed that you even get the kicks out of those jokes - you are a case study on your own. thank god i am know shrink. i would like to knwo whether you tell these jokes to your boss, mother or anyone else outside of this forum - face to face. i doubt it highly you fucked up perv. you seriously gross me out. so yes - as it has been said already - go kill yourself<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Depends on how much of a pussy he is. I tell worse jokes than that in mixed company. And yeah, my bosses hear them too. I'm not afraid to speak my mind...someone doesn't like it...I got $.50 to hand them, and tell them to call someone who gives a fuck.
damn phone companys raisin the price of a call. i remember that not to long ago it was only a quarter.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto: damn phone companys raisin the price of a call. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Much better than them fuckin currants.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto: damn phone companys raisin the price of a call. i remember that not to long ago it was only a quarter.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn, in the shithole I used to go to high school in, the pay phones took a mere dime to call local. Apparently it would have cost more to update the phones than the money it would make them.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox: thank god i am know shrink. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> All your base are belong to us?
Actually, I've never heard a couple of those jokes, they were kinda funny. I need to check the Fugly joke section more often methinks.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto: damn phone companys raisin the price of a call. i remember that not to long ago it was only a quarter.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, this will kinda give away my age, but I remember a dime working in those things. Shit, these days, you call someone from a payphone, and they can't call you back, because none of the fucking things will accept an incoming call!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: All your base are belong to us?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> sounds like something from a game i play. HUK HUK you bad manner!
hahahahahahahahaha of all places battle net talk happening on this website. hahahaha. its more like kekeke -_-;; soray engirhs mine bad speak I elementary zerg keke good manner re room? Mine ineternet quick velocity~~ gg
Anybody who whine about joke being, sick racist etc..seem to miss the point. It why they are called jokes, ffs. If you don't like them, then put some of the ones you consider more suitable up.
