Some Elephant Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!


What's big, gray and flies straight up?
An elecopter!


What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!


What's gray and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!


What's gray and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!

 

How old are you?

 

Whats grey and tramples Your Friend to death?

An elephant! :roll:

 

I suspect you and "your friend" share the same birthday.


Same mother for that matter.


Barry

 

Thanks for that Barry :cry:

 

You know what I mean. I think you are "your friend". I just hope I am wrong. Nursey's multiple personalities are more than enough for this forum.

If you are not the brains behind "your friend", then "your friend" may well be a 13 year old nerd boy/sappy girl. Who knows?

Barry

 

Not guilty! Lots of imaginary friends here at fugly though!

 

more elephant jokes!

what is red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?
Campbell's cream of elephant soup.

What is that black and red stuff between the toes of elephants?
slow natives

What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
a plum is purple.

What did tarzan say when he saw that the elephants are coming?
"the elephants are coming!"

What did Jane say?
"The plums are coming!" (she was color blind)

 

I think that all the folks here are real friends with each other. We would rally around anyone that was in too deep and was crying out for help.
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and would stand by pointing and laughing as they watched them sink.


Barry

 

Ok Barry :? Just a wee niggle but are you and Schmed one and the same.

 

Actually , I think I would step on Mia's head if she were sinking....

 

Schmed and I are twin sons born of different Mothers in seperate galaxies.

The only difference in us is that he wets the bed and I don't (anymore).

Oh, and he has a thing for Asian chicks and Superman Comics while I prefer Boring American Housewives and Readers Digest.


Barry

 

Dont think so Schmed :wink:

 

Let me take you back to a gentler, kinder day when Schmed and I weren't the same person....

http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=89990&highlight=#89990

We kissed and made up though. We swap cake recipes now.


Barry

 

mmmm well just as you suspect that I am YOUR FRIEND, I suspect that Schmed, Dwain, Nursey, Smiley and UCICare are all in cahoots! All I am interesred in is seeing me with a short do!

 

That's SPIDERMAN comics god damn it!!! SPIDERMAN!!!!! SuperMan sucks cock while Spider-Man sports a large one!

 

Dwaine, Nursey, Barry and I are NOT in "cahoots" but we do all share a desire to piss in your face and laugh at you.

 

OOh you are being so mean Schmed, and you being the alpha male here too! i am crushed :cry:

 

I knew it was Spidey not SM. I was just testing you to see if you were sober enough to read with comprehension. It is Friday you know.

Barry

 

That's actually me being nice.