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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Jul 17, 2005.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...i didn't get blown up in the bombing. I was on holiday in Spain. But i did get 'dumped by proxy', if it's any consolation. C'est la vie.
     
  2. Schmed

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    Nursey's back!!! Archie missed you. Not me ,but Archie. :wink:
     
  3. Your Friend Whipone

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    Welcome back to hell!!

    You'll be pleased to find that Samanthasez has finally succombed to the Peruvian AIDS she has been battling for over 20 years.
     
  4. Reizvolles

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    Let's turn lesbian, Nutsey <3
     
  5. Nursey

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    Thanks for passing on Archie's kind regards Schmed, you prick. Oh, how i longed to see his small, stumpy form emerging helpfully from behind the trees and as i struggled in the baking rays to fully slather myself in protective grease.

    She's had Peruvian AIDS for over twenty years!? But...then that would mean she contracted the illness around the time when the virus was still in the *initial* stages of jumping species!? (From the shaggy rumped Andes mountain goat, i believe). How can this be??
    I feel so guilty now for getting irritable at her incessant parasitic needs...and then jetting off without leaving her so much as a well drenched tampon...but who knew she'd wither away and perish without 48 hourly feeds? Surely someone here could have let her sink her needy, great mandibles into their ass until her primary host's choice fleshy buttocks returned from leave?

    Awww. Now that was kind of sweet. And who knows...maybe if i was a cute little rodenty thing too, i might just *consider* a hot little tufty-rub in the sawdust with Reiz.:|
     
  6. Robman97

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    Good, my favorite Limey is ok. I hope nobody you knew was in any of that crap. Nice to hear from you.
     
  7. Checkmate

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    So........................................................................Nursey is single?
     
  8. Reizvolles

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    What IS it with you and rodents?
     
  9. Your Friend Whipone

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  10. Nursey

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    So, you're 'favourite Limey' is half Irish-half Iraqi? Thankth Wobman, you making me all 'shy' and things.
     
  11. Robman97

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    Hey, I didn't say you were of british lineage, but you live there so...
     
  12. ucicare

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    So were you as lucky in the second wave of attacks?

    I am amazed that Bush is smart enough to carry out these attacks, cover his trail, and then get Alqueda to take public credit. What a hat trick!

    Just out of curiousity Nursey - does it make you feel any differently now that the terrorist's bombs are closer to home? Were these attacks justified as well?

    Barry
     
  13. Nursey

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    Of course not.


    I never said that in the first place. And i've given up on discussing such complex matters with hypocritical, brainwashed idiots.
     
  14. ucicare

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    As have I dear, as have I.

    The futility of a rational discussion with irrational people wearies me. That is the reason I simply asked you questions.


    Barry
     
  15. Nursey

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    Right. Haven't you a 'rapture' to catch, or something? :roll:
     
  16. ucicare

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    So Nursey, seems like old times, huh?

    Despite the "quest for inner purity" attributed to me by others, I still maintain my same low opinions on organized religion and abusive religious zealots. The fact that I have a conscience doesn't make me a Puritan or a Fundamentalist Freak. I don't like being nasty with people. I will make an exception for you if you insist, but I would rather remain reasonably civil.

    I am fairly comfortable with myself these days. So how are you?


    Barry
     
  17. Nursey

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    Sounds as if you're confronting your arch nemesis or something, you twit.

    You take the bible literally...yet don't consider yourself a 'fundamentalist freak'?

    Do what the hell you like, Barry.

    Fine thanks. Is that a disappointment?
     
  18. chester grape

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    Hurrah! Barry's back!

    Let the games ... BEGIN!
     
  19. ucicare

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    Do you actually think that I don't like you? Or that I would want anything bad to happen to you? If that is what you think, then you really don't know me at all.

    Barry
     
  20. Nauseous

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    Why do you always put 'Barry' at the end of all of your posts?
     

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