So you want to play Emetic !!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Skunk Man, Oct 27, 2001.

  1. Skunk Man

    Skunk Man New Member

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    Emetic


    Name: Fred Miller
    Gender: Male
    Age: 19
    College: University of Maryland College Park Campu
    URL: (none)
    Hometown: Cleavage Gap, TN
    Current Residence: (none) MD
    High School: Robert E. Lee Vocational
    Major: Undecided/Undeclared


    Anyone else ????
     
  2. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    hows about.. 'you're a cock sucking ass wipe spunkypants' yes thats right. I men, even the fact that you posted emetics details doesnt hide the fact that you are a dumb faggot. we dont care..ok? do you get it? you dumb fucking retard.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Thats not emetics details.. .not even close...
     
  4. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Boy, you sure got the goods on me, SmegmaN. I'm mortified.

    Look, just don't tell any of my professors I come here, OK? I could get in trouble for using the school network like that. And gawd forbid my parents find out...
     
  5. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Hehehe! Cleavage Gap! Hahaha!

    *Envisages Emetic being stoped by British police for a random car check*
    I can hear the conversation now...

    Copper: Is this your car Sir?
    Emetic: No, I hired it.
    Copper: I see.. And your name please Sir?
    Emetic: Fred Emetic.
    Copper: And your Address Mr Emetic?
    Emetic: Cleavage Gap.
    Copper: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
    Emetic: Cleavage Gap.
    Copper: Okay son, it's been a long night and I'm not in the mood. Your address please?
    Emetic: It's Cleavage Gap!
    Copper: This is your last chance. Your address?
    Emetic: I'm tellin ya, it's Cleavage Gap!
    Copper: ( Nods at partner ) Right! Hands behind your head!
    Emetic: But there is a fucking Cleavage Gap!
    Copper: I'm sure there is Mr Emetic, and you can tell us back at the station. Now stop struggling and save your strength for when we've got you in a cell.
    Emetic: But there is a Cleavage Gap! There fucking is!
    Copper: ( Talking to partner ) Do you think we should gas him?
    2nd Copper: Well if he says it one more time I'm going to!
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Copper: I'm sure there is Mr Emetic, and you can tell us back at the station. Now stop struggling and save your strength for when we've got you in a cell.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Aaaaaaaah...see!That's one of your little fantasies slipping out in amongst that scenario there,Pinky!
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Jesus!the title of this thread is pretty menacing...watch it everybody...SmegMan's gonna fuck us alllll up!!!
     
  8. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Aaaaaaaah...see!That's one of your little fantasies slipping out in amongst that scenario there,Pinky! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *Puts finger to lips* Shhh....
     
  9. CecilBDemento

    CecilBDemento New Member

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    Did some one say jailhouse sex?
     

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