So what do you think of a retarded maid?

OK so we are thinking of getting a maid, Well someone let me onto the rehab here in town. You can hire people there for jobs that are "special"

So is it a little twisted that I find it amusing having a retard clean my house? I just kind of like to see them fight with the vacum and things.

 

Are you still posting like Dan, or are you doing Smurf now?

 

Neither

 

Its your house, hopefuly its an insured one.

I think I see your plan, sir.

Mmm, insurance money.

 

Can i hire harlan to be my butler? I'd pay him in cat treats

 

:lol:

 

I dunno grim .. do you jerk off while watching?

 

Depends on the size of the tits

 

No way. Every time I cruise by the state school I'm cruising for ass. I mean if they didn't want me checking out all the hotties, they wouldn't force me to slow down to 30 when I drive by, right?

 

That's so funny, I can't believe it's yours.

Which stand-up comedian you rip it off from?

 

It's all me, although I hadn't heard "cruising for ass" in a long ass time until I heard Grim use is talking about Dan a few days ago.

 

Hmm well get a retarded manservant.. you'll be sure he won't have any . .unless its dwayne ofcourse..