so what did I miss?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TURDCHOMPER, Apr 15, 2001.

  1. TURDCHOMPER

    TURDCHOMPER New Member

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    been travelling again, makin the big bucks. So I am a member...been one for about 10 minutes... Where the fuck is my t-shirt? Are there any sorryassholes in here besides me? HELLO?
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    the other sorry assholes in here are
    I hate niggers
    Silent but deadly
    Nauseous
     
  3. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Among others my love. I'm not a sorry asshole though. I'm your knight in shit brown armor. I await your loving arms my darling.

    Love,
    Cheesedog
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    the other sorry assholes in here are
    I hate niggers
    Silent but deadly
    Nauseous
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *phew*... i'm glad you never grouped me, Nursey, IMC, and Psychobob amongst the sorry assholes
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Hey I am king Sphinctor Muscle... you will all bow down acordingly
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    *phew*... i'm glad you never grouped me, Nursey, IMC, and Psychobob amongst the sorry assholes <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's because you guys are NOT sorry assholes
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    Among others my love. I'm not a sorry asshole though. I'm your knight in shit brown armor. I await your loving arms my darling.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that is because you are not a sorry asshole, you are just sorry! hee-hee
     
  8. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    the other sorry assholes in here are
    I hate niggers
    Silent but deadly
    Nauseous
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh I see...Im a sorry ass cause you kill and castrate innocent animals...and Im a sorry ass cause you live in a doublewide trailer and get raped by your gay brother....all my fault im a sorry ass....
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Oh yes, SBD, IHN, and myself are sorry assholes. I can't speak for them, but I'm glad you don't like me. I AM a sorry asshole. I'm sorry that you have to pick on animals because you can't find someone your own size to fuck with. (I know it's hard, why don't you try hanging out at truckstops and lumber yards?) I'm sorry you still live with your mother, in a spacious frigidare box while "attending school" on financial aid. I'm sorry you have to lie to make friends, and most of all, I'm sorry that the coathanger abortion your mom had while pregant with you didn't work.
     
  10. Fuck-It

    Fuck-It New Member

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    I'm not sorry, but I am certainly an asshole
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    *sings* Can you feel the love tonight *farts*
     
  12. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Oh yes, SBD, IHN, and myself are sorry assholes. I can't speak for them, but I'm glad you don't like me. I AM a sorry asshole. I'm sorry that you have to pick on animals because you can't find someone your own size to fuck with. (I know it's hard, why don't you try hanging out at truckstops and lumber yards?) I'm sorry you still live with your mother, in a spacious frigidare box while "attending school" on financial aid. I'm sorry you have to lie to make friends, and most of all, I'm sorry that the coathanger abortion your mom had while pregant with you didn't work. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Here here!! Kitana your a load that should have been swallowed.

    And yer damn right im an ass but im not a sorry ass im a damn right proud ass! ASSES UNITE!!
     
  13. kitana

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    *on the floor, laughing*
    you guys crack me up...
     
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    She can swallow my load. That is, if she can handle a hell of a lot of back-up.

    I'm lonely sweetheart..... come see me. I kiss.... *smooch*
     
  15. Nauseous

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    ASSES UNITE!
     
  16. Silent But Deadly

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    For real Kitana I think you have been cheated...I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattres....

    you dont need a silly shotgun...just pull a medusa and throw a stare that will change us assholes to stone...you snaggle toothed hill billy

    ASSES UNITE!!
     
  17. Nauseous

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    I bet that stained mattress is still lying around in the frigidare box, somewhere. Maybe kitana still sleeps on it? I'm sure it's accumulated some more stains over the years. You know, typical redneck stains... like kitana's blood and her brother's semen.

    ASSES UNITE!!
     
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    not really...
     
  19. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    not really...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nice come back...well thought out. I hope you didnt lose too much sleep on it...but i bet its hard to sleep while your ass is getting fucked by daddy..

    Oh I amost forgot...is your ass rimless?
     

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