so this survey fuck calls me right?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jun 13, 2005.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    and says they are doing a poll, and want less than 2 minutes of my time, they ask what age range I am in, and If I am a U.S. resident. Then the poll question, Just one question, "If Micheal Jackson were to tour in the USA, and have an event close to your home; would you purchase a ticket and attend?"

    Lets just say 2 minute call became a 5 minute rant where they hung up on me... I guess they never heard the term "faggot-moelester" before?
     
  2. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Holy kiddy-fuck, Batman! It is paying people to conduct phone polls now?
     
  3. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Just found not guilty on all accounts. I'm so proud.
     
  4. Dimples

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    where you being accused of child molestation too? :lol:
     
  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    I was being sarcastic dipshit. Where you trying to be funny?
     
  6. Dimples

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    oh you are so sassy fernie! just the way you typed it that it sounded like you were just found not guilty.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    LOL maybe we should always post all sarcastic content in bold and italics for our slower readers...
     
  8. MEDICVET

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    my Dad called from Cali..he wanted to know if I knew..like who in the country didn't??? what disgusted me even more than the verdict, if that is even possible was the appalling celebration that went on afterwards..I feel like puking all over humanity ...
     
  9. GAS

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    I'd have to imagine that it's his record company doing the survey. They wanna make sure they can still make money off of him.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I heard that they are designing a line of clothing based on all of the outfits that he wore to trial.
     
  11. chester grape

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    What's the surprise? OJ got off. Jackson gets off.

    Face it, if you've done the crime but you're famous, it's good to live in the US.
     
  12. Dimples

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    ewwwww i dont wanna think about jackson "getting off" *ralphs*
     
  13. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    One absolute has been proven....

    "A black man can never get justice, but a white woman gets it easily."
    (It's a Michael Jackson joke for the stupid shits who don't get it....)
     
  14. Dimples

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    i dont get it
     
  15. Robman97

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    stupid shit :D
     
  16. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    i dont get it
     
  17. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    bend over and you will get sweetheart.
     
  18. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    i still dont get it
     
  19. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    Dimples... I think I love you. Will you marry me and be My internet wife?
     
  20. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You two are made for each other :)

    Robman - how many cock shots did you send to medicvet before you realized she was a wilderbeast? Just curious.
     

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