So, my old high school bud drunkenly thinks I'm in trouble...

What's a muskrat?

Oh, no!





I am going to have to start a refuge.

 

Will you care for my trouser snake?

 

That guy is insane. But I did not see any fingers missing so he must know what he is doing.

They say those Turtles can snap a finger right off and I believe it because I have seen one snap a tree branch as big around as my thumb.

 

the muskrats F everything up to. I dont shoot beavers, I am a fan of the beavers, but they are easy to catch and relocate. There are just too many dang turtles. They are like rabbits.

 

Just slower and without the floppy ears and cotton tail.

And have a shell.

But, yeah, just like rabbits.

 

Pukey,

With the Jonathan the Turtle Kid's notoriety and your sympathetic tendencies what you two should do is team up and start a Non-Profit turtle rescue and get rich.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y&feature=related

 

They reproduce at an alarming rate, or they have cell phones and call all their cousins when they find a good home.

 

hahaha fucking retard

 

The remix is better:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UNP6EGj6x5E&feature=related

 

hey pukey, you wanna get together later on, just you and I and talk? Well that is, if you want, we can have some no strings attached sex if you like.


Just merely a suggestion

 

You have been totally horned up lately.

 

probably from losing all that weight.

 

I still like turtles.