Do people still call it a fly? I talked to a neighbor that I haven't talked to since I moved in like 4 years ago and I get back to the house and look down and it's wide open. That was my dumb move for the day. I should have just worn the paint stained shorts I had on, but decided to change because I didn't want the neighbors thinking I was a scumbag. So now they think I am mildly retarded... heh, irony. :redface:
that is funny. that happens to me all the time when I wear the this one pair of jeans... the zipper will not stay up. when we were in Orlando, I sat talking for ever in a big hot tub to this one couple... the hole time one of my boobies was 100% out. Then my kid came over to ask me something and told me"mom your titty is out" ...I was embarrassed... and I said to the couple.."why didnt you tell me" and the lady said.." we were enjoying the free show" WTF.. they were old like 60's.
I think I would have tried to tell you somehow. I am good about telling people I know stuff like that, don't know what I would have done with a stranger. You probably have a nickname with that couple. Like titgirl or something.
I walked around with my zip on my slacks down once. Oh, the embarassingmentness! I, for the life of me, couldn't work out why so many men were grinning at me.
Probably cause you were going commando and they all seen your rosebud. Or maybe cause you're cute as a button.
An unzipped fly is only cool when the chick's junk is showing thru it. Actually... thats REALLY HOT! Imma go jerk off to that image now.
I don't think I have gone commando since I was a little girl. That sounds like a pretty tasty sandwich.
