zaphod187@hotmail.com says: says what? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: haha zaphod187@hotmail.com says: thats not even a eal thing -smiles- never gonna change says: what -smiles- never gonna change says: the clitoris? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: the what? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: \ zaphod187@hotmail.com says: the mnan in the canoe? -smiles- never gonna change says: wow -smiles- never gonna change says: shcmed dog -smiles- never gonna change says: crack kills zaphod187@hotmail.com says: so stop doing it zaphod187@hotmail.com says: or telling me about it -smiles- never gonna change says: wow -smiles- never gonna change says: u need hug -smiles- never gonna change says: a hug* zaphod187@hotmail.com says: sure -smiles- never gonna change says: -smiles- never gonna change says: u can be the black man zaphod187@hotmail.com says: thanks! -smiles- never gonna change says: HUGBACK! zaphod187@hotmail.com says: im just happy to be a man period -smiles- never gonna change says: YOU"RE NOT HUGGING BACK zaphod187@hotmail.com says: im not sure i understand that word zaphod187@hotmail.com says: hug? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: does it involve human emotion? -smiles- never gonna change says: o -smiles- never gonna change says: no -smiles- never gonna change says: it involves physical contact -smiles- never gonna change says: and avacados zaphod187@hotmail.com says: ughh zaphod187@hotmail.com says: it soundsw gay zaphod187@hotmail.com says: and somewhat jewish -smiles- never gonna change says: nothign could be more manly... and anti-semetic zaphod187@hotmail.com says: its ok to pass on right? -smiles- never gonna change says: FINEEEEEEEE zaphod187@hotmail.com says: you come from a strange par of town zaphod187@hotmail.com says: with your hugs zaphod187@hotmail.com says: that are manly zaphod187@hotmail.com says: and calling me dog zaphod187@hotmail.com says: with a dog icon -smiles- never gonna change says: thats a doberman zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i sense a connection -smiles- never gonna change says: best damn dog in the world zaphod187@hotmail.com says: yea like i said -smiles- never gonna change says: i sense a fetish zaphod187@hotmail.com says: a dog zaphod187@hotmail.com says: of dogs?\ -smiles- never gonna change says: andavacados -smiles- never gonna change says: mmm -smiles- never gonna change says: u still dealing with that girl man? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: yea i still talk with Dwaine -smiles- never gonna change says: cool -smiles- never gonna change says: u still fuckign him too? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: no, so dopnt worry iwont ruin your relationship zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i quit that the second you got mad -smiles- never gonna change says: you are too nice zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i know -smiles- never gonna change says: how bout that taiwanese hooker you found in your lugange -smiles- never gonna change says: she still arround? -smiles- never gonna change says: lougage* zaphod187@hotmail.com says: you still masturabting onto your mothers head that you hae in the freezer? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: that whore? -smiles- never gonna change says: damn near filled'er up zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i fucking put her in the blender and ate her mohnths ago -smiles- never gonna change says: thats sooo like you -smiles- never gonna change says: putting all kinds of dirty thigns in your mouth zaphod187@hotmail.com says: you stll gonna let me live in canada? -smiles- never gonna change says: ye man -smiles- never gonna change says: u can sleep under my bed zaphod187@hotmail.com says: or should i tell my governmentt to bomb that too? -smiles- never gonna change says: naw man tellt hem to keep polutting -smiles- never gonna change says: we lovet hat up here -smiles- never gonna change says: nothing like a fresh michigan smog in the morning zaphod187@hotmail.com says: uggh zaphod187@hotmail.com says: industry rules!! -smiles- never gonna change says: i live rigth besdie lake ontario zaphod187@hotmail.com says: yea i gathered -smiles- never gonna change says: the smell is.... FANNNTASTIKKK zaphod187@hotmail.com says: if you know michingan smog zaphod187@hotmail.com says: im grew up in wisonsin zaphod187@hotmail.com says: we hate michihgan -smiles- never gonna change says: i grew up in serbia -smiles- never gonna change says: we do too zaphod187@hotmail.com says: hahah -smiles- never gonna change says: i have a new idea for a thread -smiles- never gonna change says: this conversation.... -smiles- never gonna change says: we can showcase our blatant homosexuality zaphod187@hotmail.com says: haha -smiles- never gonna change says: lets pice it up -smiles- never gonna change says: witha little cyber sexxx zaphod187@hotmail.com says: now hrtere you go agaon zaphod187@hotmail.com says: flattering me -smiles- never gonna change says: i grab your gynormous mantool with both my feet an squeeze -smiles- never gonna change says: your throbbing member pulsates and arouses me further zaphod187@hotmail.com says: its like 3 inches man zaphod187@hotmail.com says: if that -smiles- never gonna change says: you;re HUUUUGE -smiles- never gonna change says: wow man zaphod187@hotmail.com says: and it has rthe girth ofa fishing hook -smiles- never gonna change says: way to put a guy down -smiles- never gonna change says: wow man honestly -smiles- never gonna change says: why u gotta brag like that zaphod187@hotmail.com says: no thats bragging -smiles- never gonna change says: JINX -smiles- never gonna change says: owe me dick if talk zaphod187@hotmail.com says: shitty zaphod187@hotmail.com says: haha -smiles- never gonna change says: u* -smiles- never gonna change says: U OWE ME PENIS zaphod187@hotmail.com says: well if i ever see it again zaphod187@hotmail.com says: ill let you know -smiles- never gonna change says: THAST 2 PENISEZESZ -smiles- never gonna change says: man hwo canu sleep with an asian chick -smiles- never gonna change says: i fucked one once zaphod187@hotmail.com says: no its like a fourht of one -smiles- never gonna change says: it was kinda weird zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i pretty much live with one -smiles- never gonna change says: yeah i know -smiles- never gonna change says: tell teh truth tho.... a burning building time to save 1 person.... her or spider man... -smiles- never gonna change says: who do u choose zaphod187@hotmail.com says: well since im spider man zaphod187@hotmail.com says: me -smiles- never gonna change says: nononono -smiles- never gonna change says: you are clone zaphod187@hotmail.com says: ahha -smiles- never gonna change says: the real spidey is knocked out zaphod187@hotmail.com says: no im not ben -smiles- never gonna change says: if i read comicsi might know what that meant -smiles- never gonna change says: but regardless zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i save my computer then -smiles- never gonna change says: your girlfriend or spiderman zaphod187@hotmail.com says: it has a llt of music on ot zaphod187@hotmail.com says: it -smiles- never gonna change says: nice coice -smiles- never gonna change says: priceless shit zaphod187@hotmail.com says: fuck em both zaphod187@hotmail.com says: i save my computer -smiles- never gonna change says: BUT THERES NOTIME -smiles- never gonna change says: ok how about this -smiles- never gonna change says: no sex for the rest of your life... or no sex WITH SPIDERMAN for the rest of your life zaphod187@hotmail.com says: h0ow about no smiles for a few miunutes because he cried after i butt raped him? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: but the n he wants to know why zaphod187@hotmail.com says: and i tell him that it made me feel powerful zaphod187@hotmail.com says: and etc etc zaphod187@hotmail.com says: you know typical forced rape stuff -smiles- never gonna change says: bowlingpins and such? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: if you want -smiles- never gonna change says: do u ejaculate on my face? zaphod187@hotmail.com says: then it wouldnt be rape though -smiles- never gonna change says: can i ejaculate on yours? -smiles- never gonna change says: i'll pretend like i didnt enjoy it i swear zaphod187@hotmail.com says: hmm zaphod187@hotmail.com says: no zaphod187@hotmail.com says: you need to let aeveryone know you enjo it zaphod187@hotmail.com says: why else would you do it? -smiles- never gonna change says: you are truly wise beyond your years zaphod187@hotmail.com says: yes i know Tomorrow schmed iwll wake up to THIS hovering above him http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/ccsmilescc/meeeeeee.jpg
all my ex-boyfriends turn out gay. so if Schmed comes to Funkytown he's next. You'll have to wait until then to slob his knob.
Speaking of, you still going out to SLC this spring? Who was that pic of Smiles? Regardless, they have girlie hands.
They just seem so soft and smooth. What kind of lotion do you use? I hear the kind with alcohol in it actually dries skin out. You obviously are sensitive to the issue of moisturising.
i'm flattered that you'd notice but alas my silky hands are such due to years of lubricated chronic masturbation
oh lotion, hmmm. my hands are all callused from work. so when i got at it i get a callused scabbard for my penis.
