snowmen

two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell carrots?"..................

 

not funny

 

The bad news is, no, that's not funny.
The good news is, no one cares what WC says.

 

Shit.

Or what CW says.

 

way to go syrup

 

Shut up and post a fucking joke you goddamn cunt! You haven't posted any

Yer all talk.

 

A professor at Texas A&M University is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's
a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you
think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response." "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands."That's fantastic." "But let me ask you one
question further...
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his
hand. The professor is astonished.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with
a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like
to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit. From baaack there it sounded like
you said 'goats'".


is is that good enough asshole?

 

Not really you stuttering prick.

 

I really love FHM jokes as well bitch.

 

fuck you, you sister-raping, asshole of a cocksucking wanker brained fucktard

 

I can understand why you're angry, but its not my fault you're not funny.

Maybe its time to stop blaming others and get to the central issues that are hindering your life.

Its called accountability.

 

hahahahaha

 

i know i'm not funny, i never said that.

 

Fair enough.

 

you're both dumb

 

lol

 

Nice sig.

 

can you all just chill the fuck out? daaaamn!

 

further more i dont understand why you both are so keen to defend yourselves - you both suck - big fat purple donkey dick dontcha?

 

Fuck you juicy, shouldn't you be fucking you mother or something else that's dead?