HuH? I don't need snake slim to make me feel superior. My impressive girth, shiney dome, and impeccable taste in evening wear are sufficient for that. (Smoke a fat one please. You are more fun when you are stoned.) Barry
Well said Bazza, I shall take your earnest medical advice forthwith. Just need to clean my pipe as I don't smoke that tobacco shite.
My puter is poorly so I could not open your link, but dont you listen to that Wubaya, he is just English xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. Not Aussie and completley sexually fulfilled 2. You cant stick things UP a barb . . . .oh wait . . . .you were atempting humour werent you, so sorry . . . :roll: 3. Speak when you are spoken to is always a good one 4. Would you mind turning the other way when you DO address me, as your breath is minging many thanks Mia xx
Lol somebody felt the need to over explain themselves. Awww what up Mia your dry crusty cunt not getting any cock..just getting all frustrated cybering with Barry?
Em, no Ugly Tits, but your rants are obviously born from jealously, I am sure you are quite well aware that a princess like me does not struggle for suitors! If it makes you feel better to think that all women are like you ( with dried up crusty cunts, on their hands and knees cleaning up piss ), well who am I to burst your bubble?
Oh Mia your insults are sad, you really are no good at it are you.You can't even think up original ones.As for you being a princess, well it's a very very sad fact that you probably think you actually are and should be treated as one. Where as infact the impression you give over is one of a sad, lonely woman who is so lacking in attention that you snap of the fingers of any sad old farts who offer a few crumbs of their time. Poor poor Barry, i bet he doesn't realise he's attracted a bunny boiler and he won't till it's too late.Didn't you say even your son thought you were a loony? Ever heard of fatal attraction Barry?
You called me a sad old fart? I am hurt. Yes, I know about fatal attractions. Why do you think I chose an internet bride that lives in Australia? Belladonna lives within a car ride. You saw how quick I ran from that didn't ya? Besides, Belladonna had already PM'd me and told me she would call the police if she saw me looking in her window again. She was definetely a drunk too - you should see all the beer cans that were tossed behind the bushes. Barry
You know i think your a sad old fart, but at least your not a total waste of oxygen like some of the tossers we've had posting on here. Australia might seem a long way off but it's amazing how a far a loon will travel once they become obsessed..ask Nursey she nearly had me visit her once with my bottle of bleach and mop.
OO! I missed this one! I am not sad ( ie on hands and knees, bla bla bla ), I am very sorry if in your pre natal condition you are feeling a tad unnatractive, but that is not my fault now is it?? My son thinks I am loony, you are right, but he bought me a beautiful bunch of flowers today ( it is mothers day here tomorrow ), with a card saying how much he loves his loony mum. Barrys bunny is fine, its his snake I am after. Lots of love princess Mia ( you may kiss my arse ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
