smiles got jumped last night :(

long story short they swung a few beer bottles at my head but missed, untill one guy threw his and it exploded on my chest, my neck got all cut up..... got some stiched up boo-boo's.... another guy hit me in the head with a tire iron ..... slashed my friend in the face with a knife..... crazy afghanis

 

see? thats the reason I'm always strapped.. you pull a weapon on me, you better kill me, If I can get to it, I'm sure ad fuck gonna kill you

 

Thats why Harlan and I jump you from behind and choke you unconcious with your PS2 cord before we raid your shelf of the fridge.

 

Just pull their beards and count to 5 ..

 

Sorry to hear smiles. It's so sad to hear the insurgency has moved into Canada.

 

Oh...and I hope you're okay. And dress those wounds well.

 

i bled a lot so i waited for the ambulance, they sewed me up and sent me home...... the guys were pussy as hell, they hit one of the girls we had with us in the face with a belt...... whatever man we got our punches in, i broke 1 dudes nose, he bled almost as much as i did, some next guy had a cut on his eye.... i love lifes randomness

 

Smiles that is fucked up. You know michael moore did a documentary up there and said there was no crime. Could his films be 'propaganda'?

At least you got your shots in.....I think Dwaine has the right idea. However I dont like guns so I just use bricks, or golf clubs, or chairs.

Those guys really like it when you bitch slap em'. For some reason they find that really offensive.

 

And all this time, I thought it was just panic attacks... why I outta

 

At least some Canadians like to fight where were they when you needed a hand?

 

You got to a be shitting me Dwaine. What are you 375 pounds? Who is going to fuck with you anyway? A friend of mine I used to hang out with when I was a kid just got sent up for trying to hire someone to kill his exwife who had brought him up on rape and kidnapping charges. When I knew him he was the kind of excitable in that he would start slapping you on the chest while he was telling some story but never saw him lose his temper. Got straight A's in college and became an accountant. We were pretty crazy as kids but I can't imagine he would do that unless she did something to really make him hate her guts. He was a smart guy. Can't imagine doing something so dumb.

 

I'm just pariniod I guess... But you are right, I shouldn't carry a wepon. I really don't need it

 

i disagree about the gun thing dwaine, i've never seen a gun solve a problem or prevent complications, usually the opposite

i figure i had this coming, have done a lot of stupid shit before, karma i guess

heh the funniest part is that the bouncers from the club just chilled and watched, I guess they got shook when they saw these dudes with weapons…. I should’ve gone downtown man where the bouncers live to fight

shit happens tho right

 

I dont know how tall Dwaine is, but Im 6'4" and at 230 I still, on occasion, have the asshole who wants to start shit. The funny thing its always a little guy. Like 5'8" 170. I dont get it. The last guy I fought, was like this. I guess it is 'little man' syndrome. Every time he would lunge at me, I would jab him with the left. His girlfriend is yelling at him, and me, "Youre going to hurt him". He kept saying, "Is that all you got?" as his right eye swole up, finally I hit him with the right and he didnt want to fight no more.

My favorite thing though is to open hand slap em in the face. Put a big ole hand print across their face. LOL. It is hilarious.

Of course they get really mad when you do that. LOL.

 

i'm 5 foot one

 

I don't know. It's the really huge guys that don't want to fight with nothing to prove that I respect. Most big guys are like that. Every once in while you get a big guy that is a punk. Not too many. There always is someone who has had enough of something though and embarassing crazy people by slapping them in the face is a good way to get shot.

 

So, you shot the last guy that slapped you, Dan?

 

I haven't got into a fight since high school. Never got into to it with someone who was over 6'3. I have gotten into some drunken arguments over who gets to play pool next but I don't think too many people get the urge to fight me. I probably come off as what I am. A medical student. You know many people that like to fight medical students?

 

No, but most medical students have a syrenge with 10 Ml of ketamine in there pocket

 

a friend of mine stabbed a guy twice for 2 fingering him


i don't know what it's like in the states but up here we have a lot of different ethnic groups and everyone has their own gangs, some more serious than others.... it's hard t tell who u can brawl with and who's ready to go the extra step