A woman walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "So, you single?" The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're fucking ugly". -1337-
