A German guy is in New York, and he walks into McDonalds. After waiting in line a few minutes, he walks to the counter and orders a beer. In typical New York style, the guy behind him starts laughing and making fun of the foreigner, "Just how stupid are you? You can't buy beer in McDonalds!" While he's still laughing, along with a few other people in the lines, the German guy turns around and says "You mean you come here for the FOOD?!"
A German couple have a baby, as couples do. Anyhow, the kid gets to two, then three, then four, but he still hasn't said his first word. The couple get his hearing checked and it's fine. they take him to a speech pathologist and still nothing seems wrong with him ... he just won't talk. Anyhow, this goes on and on until one day, when the kid is like eight, his mother serves him breakfast. "Aachh!" exclaims the boy. "Zis oatmeal is too hot!" "Adolf!" cries his mother. "You can talk! Why haven't you said anything before?" The lad replies, "Well until now, everything has been satisfactory."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic: i love mcdonalds but that would be cool if they sold beer! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We're dealing with the leaders of the future here, that's for sure. Isn't it comforting?!?
I went to prague about 4 years ago, and with a cheeseburger and fries got a beer shit now I can't remember what it was called... but I've actually just seen a commercial for it in canada "the original pilsner" I'm sure somebody will know that slogan
Heh...here ya go. Funny thing is, when I read your post to Rose(my fiance'), I mentioned that it might be Pilsner Irquell(I DID work in a liquor store for 13 years)...turns out...I was right. The Original Pilsner
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic: i love mcdonalds but that would be cool if they sold beer! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> They do in Europe.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: We're dealing with the leaders of the future here, that's for sure. Isn't it comforting?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and you better believe it i get to build your retirement home so fuck with me i will make shure u fall threw the floor!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: Heh...here ya go. Funny thing is, when I read your post to Rose(my fiance'), I mentioned that it might be Pilsner Irquell(I DID work in a liquor store for 13 years)...turns out...I was right. The Original Pilsner<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well whoopdee-doo for you, shit stain. And in that 13 years you never learnt to spell the name correctly?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape: Well whoopdee-doo for you, shit stain. And in that 13 years you never learnt to spell the name correctly? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Badger me over a fucking typo.... Should I point out the correct spelling of LEARNED?
Badger away, dickwad. The way I see it, if you're recommending Pilsner Urquell to people, you take the trouble to spell it correctly. And it wasn't a typo, it was a spelling mistake. The difference? Typos are caused by carelessness. Spelling mistakes are caused by ignorance.
What keyboard are YOU using Grape? On an American keyboard, the I and U are RIGHT NEXT to each other. Fingers slip...shit happens. Although, in your case, it's after the fist slips out, that shit happens.
