WHAT DO U CALL AN ETHIOPIAN WITH A BIG HEAD? TOFFEE APPLE WHAT DO CALL AN ETHIIOPIAN WITH NUMBERS ON HIS HEAD? A GEAR STICK WHAT DO U CALL AN ETHIOPIAN WITH HIS EYE HANGING OUT? SWINGBALL HOW DO U KILL 50,000 FLIES? SLAP AN ETHIOPIAN ACROSS THE FACE WHATS A DEFINITION OF A BARCODE? AN ETHIOPIAN FAMILY PHOTO WHATS THE FASTEST THING ON 2 LEGS? AN ETHIOPIAN WITH A DINNER TICKET WHATS THE 2ND FASTEST? THE BLOKE HE PINCHED IT OFF WHATS THE 3RD? TREVOR MCDONALD FILMING IT WHAT DO U CALL A NIGGER IN A SUIT? DEFENDANT
those are sooooo old man! here is something that could possibly amuse you people. might not be grotesque enough - but its worth a go: These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
lol juicebox. and glyn, here's one for you: what do you call a welshman with half a brain? . . . . . Gifted
