Sick'o Michael

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by DrtyWhtGrl, Feb 12, 2003.

  1. DrtyWhtGrl

    DrtyWhtGrl New Member

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    Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
    The Doctor walks in and Michael asks"Doctor,how long before we can have sex?"
    The Doctor replies "Id at least wait till hes 14."

    Have you hear his lastest, the sick fuck said "I have slept in a bed with many childern....sleeping in bed with a kid is not a crime I know of." Ummmmmmmm who if their fuckin right mind would even leave their child alone with that child molester?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DrtyWhtGrl:


    Have you hear his lastest, the sick fuck said "I have slept in a bed with many childern....sleeping in bed with a kid is not a crime I know of." Ummmmmmmm who if their fuckin right mind would even leave their child alone with that child molester?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    If I can get a check, well then hell yeah!
     
  3. DrtyWhtGrl

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"I Murder Childern" you would for a check give your child to that perv MJ? I seriously hope not!!!!!!! How fucking sad to even think of saying such a thing!

    Each day on the world all you find is MORE SICK'OS!
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    vowels broke?...

    are you really so dumb "drtywhtgrl"?
     
  5. NameYouWant

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    I think she is.
     
  6. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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  7. chester grape

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    ... and just remember, everyone ...

    ... it's not rape if the six-year-old WANTS to do it.
     
  8. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    ... and just remember, everyone ...

    ... it's not rape if the six-year-old WANTS to do it.
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    exaktly
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DrtyWhtGrl:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"I Murder Childern" you would for a check give your child to that perv MJ? I seriously hope not!!!!!!! How fucking sad to even think of saying such a thing!

    Each day on the world all you find is MORE SICK'OS!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Is that fucking english? I think that ofelia can put together a better, more complete, intelagable thought than that.

    P.S. I have 3 kids in a trunk of a buick right now, make me an offer
     
  10. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    "Intelagable"?
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    yeah yeah yeah... everyone knows I can't spell... And you rectal warts arn't worth the time to use a fucking spell checker
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    yeah yeah yeah... everyone knows I can't spell... And you rectal warts arn't worth the time to use a fucking spell checker<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    suk me suk me suk me!
    *makes provakitive tongue motions at IMC*
     
  13. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    yeah yeah yeah... everyone knows I can't spell... And you rectal warts arn't worth the time to use a fucking spell checker<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wel fookin sed mate...
     
  14. chester grape

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by IMC:
    yeah yeah yeah... everyone knows I can't spell... And you rectal warts arn't worth the time to use a fucking spell checker <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    "... arn't"?
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    "... arn't"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes and I spelt it wrong just to piss you off
     
  16. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Aw, no fair! Every word in that post is spelled correctly.

    I'll have to start hassling you about punctuation.
     
  17. shark

    shark New Member

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    aren't
    short form of
    are not or (in questions) am not
    They aren't at work today.
    We aren't going to the party.
    I'm late again, aren't I?[/]
     

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