Sickest thing I seen in awhile.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Oct 28, 2005.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    So I'm coming out of Krogers tonight after picking up some cake mix and what not for my old lady.

    Well a Korean women starts walking towards me with a folder. I figured it was one of those people selling speakers or perfume or whatever. So she gets to me and asks me for a min of my time. I say sure. I'm actally in a pretty good mood today.

    So she starts off in broken english talking about something to do with kids. It was really hard to understand her, I'm thinking she was fresh off the boat. Because most of the time I can make out what they are saying because of the mexicans I have to deal with at work from time to time.

    Anyway she gets done and reaches into her folder and pulls out a set of pictures of dead kids. Some burnt some shot some chopped up. So I was getting what she was after.

    I was actally nice told her I did not care much for kids and that I was not intrested.

    It was just kind of fucked up.
     
  2. Incestuous Necrophiliac

    Incestuous Necrophiliac New Member

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    Sounds like she was sharing a recipe book.
     
  3. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    "So I was getting what she was after"

    Could you clarify that for the rest of us so we, too, might share the warmth?
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Cash.
     
  5. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    When you meet a person with an accent, it means that they speak AT LEAST one more language than you do.

    Considering that you barely speak English it probably means they speak at least two more.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=imbecile
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Yeah thats nice and all, I don't give 2 fucks. Usally when you meet someone who speaks another lanugage its yet another mail order wife rejecting you.
     
  7. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    :shock:
     
  8. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    CLEAR OUT!! HE's ON TO US!!! :wink:
     
  9. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    You guys teach I learn, Its all good. I do want to give you guys props you are about the only onther people that help me with english. Besides my boss and wife.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    we don't get them to matromoney, I just run a lucrative knock-off fubu business, and all I pay the sluts uis a bowl of rive, and a bucked of fishheads, and all the ecco and fuby jackets they can skeep on. Schmed, I keep him in the hot water heater room
     
  11. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    I love you.
     
  12. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Dwaine, are you typing with your forehead again?
     
  13. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    So...umm. Wait. Is there a connection between your mail order bride(s) and your vocabulary? I don't get it.
     
  14. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Its your mail order bride you silly silly cunt you.
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    sorry I had a concussion when I typed that... still no excuse to not be funny
     
  16. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I think you quoted the wrong thing, Dwaine.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I typred that with my forhead
     
  18. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Try typing with your feet. Might be easier.
     

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