Shrimp Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Hittmann, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. Hittmann

    Hittmann New Member

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    One day at a mortuary, and embalmer says to his boss, "There's a problem with the new arrival- a jumbo shrimp's sticking out of her privates."

    "That's impossible," the boss says.
    "Show me."

    They go to the table, the guy flips back the sheet, point, and says, "See?"
    The boss takes a closer look and says "You idiot, that's now a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."

    "Hmm," says the embalmer. "Sure didn't taste like a clit."
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    oh goddamn, u did that on purpose
     
  3. Hittmann

    Hittmann New Member

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    Well I did hear something about eating shrimp so I thought this would go along with it.
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann:
    Well I did hear something about eating shrimp so I thought this would go along with it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no it doesnt go along with it
     

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