Should People Live Live Like Squirrels?

I was just looking out the window and this squirrel starts looking at me all squinty eyed and suspicious. I think if I had lived my life more like that squirrel I would have preempted some fuckn ugly bitches from finding ways to fuck me up at work.

 

Finally got fired for sexual harrassment, did 'ya? I believe that was number three on my list of why you will never be an MD.


Barry

 

If they are going to stop me they better hurry up because in May dangerousdan=MD

 

Were you messing with his nuts?

 

Thus, finally, giving meaning to the "dangerous" part of his screen name.

 

Damn Grape you really are slow on the uptake ain'tcha? Took you long enough to figure that one out.

 

Dan was probably naked trying to sneak up on the squirrel from behind. That's where the suspicous look came from. Then the squirrel laughed cause his dick was bigger than Dans.

 

Folks, folks, folks. We've all been reading this thread wrong. Look again. The topic is: Should People Live Live Like Squirrels?

And I for one, Dan, say NO! In your case, you should live dead, like squirrel road kill.