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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cuntry Skank, Jan 20, 2003.

  1. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    i met this guy on the internet and he seems like a real sweety

    at first he came off as a weirdo who roughed up prostitutes and joked about killing children

    but now he seems really nice so i was thinking about going and maybe fucking him

    only problem is i am afraid of his cock

    he has like 20 piercings in it and i am afraid it will hurt
     
  2. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    i met this guy on the internet and he seems like a real sweety

    at first he came off as a weirdo who roughed up prostitutes and joked about killing children

    but now he seems really nice so i was thinking about going and maybe fucking him

    only problem is i am afraid of his cock

    he has like 20 piercings in it and i am afraid it will hurt
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Two answers:
    1. The Serious answer: Never hook up with ANY body from the internet. This guy could be Son of Spam for all you know!

    2. The Other answer: Maybe all those peircings will feel good? You don't know until you give it a try!
     
  3. sexc

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    dwaine sounds like u do u have a mutilated penis?
     
  4. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    i met this guy on the internet and he seems like a real sweety

    at first he came off as a weirdo who roughed up prostitutes and joked about killing children

    but now he seems really nice so i was thinking about going and maybe fucking him

    only problem is i am afraid of his cock

    he has like 20 piercings in it and i am afraid it will hurt
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    well, if he's really nice i'm sure he can do something to accomodate you if his penis causes you any discomfort. trust your gut feeling- if you think he's a decent guy he probably is. you never know til you give it a try. but if it's IMC you are referring to, you better run like hell bitch, cause i got first dibs on that psycho, kid killing, meat machine!
     
  5. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:

    well, if he's really nice i'm sure he can do something to accomodate you if his penis causes you any discomfort. trust your gut feeling- if you think he's a decent guy he probably is. you never know til you give it a try. but if it's IMC you are referring to, you better run like hell bitch, cause i got first dibs on that psycho, kid killing, meat machine!
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    maybe there are two imcs

    cause i don't think i would want to share
     
  6. Doghead

    Doghead New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    Two answers:
    1. The Serious answer: Never hook up with ANY body from the internet. This guy could be Son of Spam for all you know!

    2. The Other answer: Maybe all those peircings will feel good? You don't know until you give it a try!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nonsense. My trouser organ is still in a natural and unblemished state.
    My upcoming date with your mom may put an end to that, though.
     
  7. TURDCHOMPER

    TURDCHOMPER New Member

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    check the piercings for puss..that should help with your decision.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    accually after the 1000 piercings, i went into septic shock and took all my piercings out, right now, Im just a tattooed scumbag...
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Welcome back, Cuntry Skank...

    IMC - you actually took *all* of them out?!?
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yes, unfortunatly
     
  11. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    You're not full of iddy biddy little holes now are you?
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yes, and breat big ones too
     
  13. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    yes, and breat big ones too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    very interesting

    to bad ratilla called dibs on you
     
  14. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    very interesting

    to bad ratilla called dibs on you
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    yeah, but you have the better ass. maybe i'll go lezzie and bug UT instead... or not. whatever.
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    No-one and i mean no-one has a better arse than you Rat.
     
  16. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    No-one and i mean no-one has a better arse than you Rat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    who did win that contest?

    oh well

    but you can shut the hell up till you've seen mine
     
  17. kitana

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    pain is pleasure. dun forget to take pics.
     
  18. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    who did win that contest?

    oh well

    but you can shut the hell up till you've seen mine
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    you had the better ass but i won.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    there is enough IMC for everyone...
    no need to fight ladies (im not worth fighting over anyways)
     
  20. LushFemme

    LushFemme New Member

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    Well if you two are going to fight over hime, then let me have a go at IMC too!

    With that many holes, shit... I'll hook a hose up to ya and put you in the yard as a sprinkler....

    and you said something about BIG holes, is the prince albert thing true then? Indulge my perverse curiousity...
     

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