SHOULD I HAVE A LESBIAN EXPERIANCE?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Sep 27, 2001.

  1. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta:
    sparky don't have to like you to wanna fuck you... like most young people he's desperate...

    actualy i am not desprate but i do enjoy a little foreign pussy every now and again

    but now you've been called out... ya gotta either...
    A give him the fucking you offered, and he so obviously needs...
    or...

    not really

    B crawl back under your stone.. having been exposed as one of those attention seeking cunts who are all bark and no bite
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    this however would not be a bad thing.
     
  2. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    all of that is not the quote i wrote stuff in there.
     
  3. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    well done we arent that retarded to not realise that
     
  4. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_think:
    I THINK I HAVE COME ACROSS AS SOMETHING IM NOT<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Personally, I've read more than enough of your shrill, moronic output TYPED IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE OPERATION OF THE CAPS-LOCK KEY IS JUST TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED FOR YOU TO FIGURE OUT to be absolutely convinced that you're a stupid, vacuuous mental child who has no business going online, much less interacting with adults here. You contribute nothing, and all you want is any kind of attention, even negative, to distract your attention from your own shortcomings and the hollow echo within your head.
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    Respect is earned, not given. Either start earning some or quit your fucking bitching over the contempt-ridden treatment you rightfully receive.
     
  5. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    YOU LOVE ME!!!!

    u sick little bitch... fuck off outta my life...
     
  6. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    wanna fuck?
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    You gotta car?
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I think she is a filthy slut
     
  8. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    yep.. fiat uno

    can i ask do you prefer to pot the pink or brown?
     
  9. sparky69

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    i do too. this is her most confortable mouth position.
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    the kind of girl for whom lockjaw isn't aproblem, rather, a vocational necessity
     
  11. Emetic

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    Blonde, too - sure bet.
     
  12. yomamazagreasymofo

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    I would contemplate seeing Wank girl and a stripper with Down syndrome get it on.(Something about nipple tassels and drool that go like PB and jelly)


    Although to see it, I wouldn't pay more than what change I have in my pockets right now (and considering that I'm not even wearing pants at the moment...).
     
  13. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo:
    I'm not even wearing pants at the moment...).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whoa....tmi.
     
  14. kiddo25

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    It's been awhile since I've posted here but this topic sparked my attention (being a true-to-life lesbian and all)....

    First of all, if your doing it for a man, it's not real....and when I say real I mean your not doing it to satisfy your own curiosity but someone elses.

    And I'm not about to say that all women that fuck other women find that it's '"all that". Some do find that they NEED the shlong (did I spell that right? It's been so long) But do allow me to say that only 10% of women are able to have an orgasm vaginally (that is, without clitoral stimulation, Maxim, Oct. 2001). And with lesbian sex, it's almost all clitoral!!! So thats like 90% of women experience orgasm during lesbian sex (let's just say that men need to concentrate a lot more on the foreplay aspect than they do). I might actually be straight had any of the men I have been with known what the hell they were doing.

    Also anyone posting in any forum before committing some type of sexual act is looking for acceptance (and not satisfaction).

    Did I miss anything?
     
  15. Tsunami

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    Are you a genuine English lady?Look i dont wank id be glad to help you out with your fantasys.Im from uk also.
     
  16. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    you want my dirty desperate cunt... just like everyone else...

    i charge a good rate... i am a bargin
    in pound sterling
    10 minutes = £3

    20 " " = £5

    so on and so forth
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    I know I come out with a load of SHIT but it's twats like you that give the English a bad name!!

    You sound to me as if you are very sexually deprived!!
    Cause instead of coming on here whinging about it expecting everyone to say 'oh I would fuck you' Fuck off out and get it for real!!

    Or maybe thats the problem you cant get it!!
     
  17. i_dont_wank

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    im 45 year old woman and i have never had a sexual experiance in my life.

    this may be due to my haveing crabs, like, forever. i couldn't get rid of them...there now a part of me.

    but i would be more than willing to let some one take my virginity away...

    just send your address to my e-mail addresss
     
  18. Sane

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    im 45 year old woman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    45yrs old??
    With the mentality of a 14yr old!
     
  19. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    yep.. fiat uno

    can i ask do you prefer to pot the pink or brown?
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    I do prefer the Pink.

    But brown is good for that pleasurable painful ping...
     
  20. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    I really am a girl and I really am from the uk.

    Essex in fact... no no, stop laughing.

     

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