Should I cut my hair today?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, May 5, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I cant decide, you guys help out.. IHN can attest, hes mad because my hair is longer than his. I havent cut it in like 3 years. So I go with what you people decide... ICQ is on this poll too
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    YES.You greasy fat tart,your hair STINKS...i can smell something like rotting flesh whenever the room warms up and you're around,but that could be more to do with the hot rancid meat you keep down your pants.
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    IMC... come to Burlington and I'll cut your hair (or just pull it out by the roots) mullet-style for $200.00. I'll even throw in a tube of my exclusive Neosporin conditioner for no additional charge!
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    yes you greasy piece of shit... that afro's got mice living in it now... shave the fucker off
     
  5. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    I agree. I mean, if you're going to insist on continuing relationships with your victims long after they've snuffed it, you really need to concentrate extra hard on keeping up with the hygiene. Due to the rancid odor of rotting flesh and WD-40 wafting off your neglected coiff, I would recommend a buzz cut. One of these days, someone just might see through that old excuse about the dead rat in the wall and then where would you be?
     

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