Shipman

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by wee lass, Feb 2, 2004.

  1. wee lass

    wee lass New Member

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    I heard they're making a film based on the life of Harld Shipman......

    The working title has been decided as "the old dear hunter.."
     
  2. Coma White

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    Who the hell is Shipman?
     
  3. Dr.Roboto

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  4. Psycho Bob

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    yeah that guy, he went around seeing off old folk, pretty well adjusted all round good bloke really....
     
  5. Angie

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    The biggest serial killer the UK has ever produced. I believe its something like 200+ and counting. His own style of euthenasia (fuck I cant spell for toffee)
     
  6. stymie

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    Text message I got today

    Two sharks swimming in the sea. One says: "I am fucking sick of eating mackerel and cod"

    "Same here," says the other shark. "Let's fuck off to morecambe for a chinese"
     
  7. Angie

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    I cant believe I'm laughing. Cheers Stymie. Very topical. Prefer an Indian myself!
     
  8. stymie

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    whaddya mean? The food or a big black guy?
     
  9. Angie

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    Food of course. Mind you cnat beat a crispy duck.
    Heres a txt message I got today as well. (not to funny and from a bloke)
    In a survey women were asked if their cunt (scuse langauge) twitched after sex. 9 out of 10 replyed no he just rolls over and goes to sleep! Boom Boom.
     
  10. Angie

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    Sorry its cant! still got a sticky keyboard!
     
  11. Spooky Action

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    Shipman ranked 5th in the world seirial killer rankings.

    Killer Location Kills

    Pedro Alonso Lopez South America 300+
    Henty Lee Lucas & Ottis Toole unknown 6-200+
    H.H. Holmes aka Herman Mudgett Chicago 200+
    Gilles de Rais France 140+
    Dr. Harold Shipman London 116+
    Veerapan India 100+
    Pee Wee Gaskins 100+
    Nikolai Dzhurmongaliev Russia 7-100
    Delfina & Maria de Jesus Gonzales Guanajuato, Mexico 91+
    Bruno Ludke Germany 80

    I got the full list, if anyones interested I'll post it. (It's a fucking long list though...)
     
  12. Dubyas Brother Tojo

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    The saddest thing is he's probably telling the truth.
     
  13. Spooky Action

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    Why should I lie about it's length? :wink:
     
  14. The Mad Scot

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    Apparently he had a big cock too, well they said he was well hung anyway.
     
  15. KaptainSkitzo

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    Well hung means the rope didn't come unknotted.

    Anyway....who is that guy? The British version of Dr. Kevorkian?
     
  16. Spooky Action

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    Who's Dr. Kevorkian?? :? :D
     
  17. Lord Toodle of Pip

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