i have put your 'crazy whacky' persona through my psychopimp analyser© and it deduced that you were repeatedly raped by your unnaturally hairy father as a child... and as a result you hate cocks, yet are strangely comforted by seeing them.. except your own which you shave to make it less like your fathers and 'punish' with bondage and torture... the pornographic monkey fetish is also a result of this systematic psychological trauma... my pimpolyser suggests that you take the next step and self-amputate your cock.. if you do this without antiseptic or aneasthetic the shock may also make you permanently shed all your body hair... this is highly recommended oh and one more thing.. you've been nominated for the list.. congratulations
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: well if it's for the betterment of the forum then it is worth the effort.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i agree.
Pimp, I think we also have to consider that the use of the monkey is possibly a physical manifestation of the guilt and anger that 'shaved whatever' is bottling up. Or it could be that he's just a retarded cunt with an attention deficit disorder?
