Share Your Wisdom...

Things I've learned about BBS posting:

1. A watched forum never gets posted on.

2. All posts that mock another person's spelling, punctuation, etc. will include at least one typo.

2.1 That typo is usually in the word "Grammar".

3. Internet Disconnects and "Tray Client" lock-ups occur at a rate directly proportional to the length of a post and how close you are to finishing it.

4. The site holding your signature graphic will require re-bookmarking at least twice per week.

5. Any thread that lasts for more than two days usually includes at least one post that you really, really regret making.

6. Flame wars, like house guests, get annoying after three days.

7. The most bandwidth-consumptive graphics are the most boring ones.

8. Phonetically spelled urban slang is hilarious, Muffuggah.

9. British people say "wanker" a lot.

9.1 "Wanker" is a funny word.

10. There are seriously not nearly enough pictures of Rat's excellent jungle rump in the members' forum.

Add your own wisdom* or whateva...

*The words "Minister Saint-Fond is a dumbass" are not wisdom.

 

5 dolla sucky sucky

 

*digs in his wallet*

then thinks hmm, sucky sucky from kit....

*puts his money back in his wallet*

i like my weiner and dont want it bit off.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fat Matt:
*digs in his wallet*

then thinks hmm, sucky sucky from kit....

*puts his money back in his wallet*

i like my weiner and dont want it bit off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

6 dolla? i take 6 dolla.

 

if i woudlnt pay you 5 dollars why would i pay you 6? :\

 

your not doing this negotiating thing right..........

 

1 fugly is a fucking awesome site
2 fat people are funny to watch and poke with long sticks
3 Playing counter strike is much better than posting on these forms

 

If a skinny person poked me with a stick i would sick richard simmons on him. see how you like being chase by a gay man in a pink leotard sweatin to the oldies....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fat Matt:
your not doing this negotiating thing right..........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

6 dolla, i got down to 5 dolla, soun goo?

 

how about well meet half way, $1.50

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fat Matt:
how about well meet half way, $1.50 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

halvs? 1.50 soun bad. bad bad. how bout 3 dolla? 3 dolla goo? i tite, me dumble jointd

 

$2.25

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fat Matt:
$2.25<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

2.99
i go no lowr. kit-tee tyte. dumble jointd. cantd beet this

 

ok, $2.50 and a pack of juicy fruit?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fat Matt:
ok, $2.50 and a pack of juicy fruit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no! howbout 2 dolla 98? soun goo?

 

Look, I will be straight forward with you here Azn Kit-tee. Im in a bad situation here, Im stuck needing your service where Im sure you would like to provide your service and make a profit on it. Im sure if we work together we can both come to an agreement where both parties come ahead and dont feel they have been cheated. Let me know what you think, my offer still stands, if so inclined I might even be able to switch juicy fruit to big red or winterfresh. Please let me kow what you think.
Sincerely,
Fat Matt

 

flat mat: no, u not goo, i goo, u neet goo, i goo... 2dolla 98 thas all!

 

Two dollars and some envelopes!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Two dollars and some envelopes!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

bitch, plz