In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes you shudder) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
Really? *Shakes head* Fuck off Tim'but'dimm. Now really I could have ridiculed Schmed for presuming that I actually believed what I had posted. I only posted it. Nothing more. The reason I did not ridicule schmed was to avoid having to expain this to a total fuckwit. I guess I failed. :twisted:
hmmm I call bullshit.. if you didn't believe it you wouldn't have posted it at all.. because unless it's true.. it's not funny.
Re: hmmm WTF? :evil: Someone take this stupid shit-shover away and shoot him please... Don't take me for a witless fool Tim'but'dim. I've been around longer than you think http://www.fugly.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=594. Now stop your gayass bitching, fuck off & leave me alone and stop answering questions intended for other people. :twisted:
hmmm your number of posts and length of time here is a scapegoat which will assume no meaning to me... "well don't treat me like a fuckwit.. I've been here a long time" well i guess you've been a fuckwit here for a long time
Are you still here? No scapegoat... Was just trying to let you know that I have been posting here long enough not to need/have idiots like you explaning to me what other people mean when they post. *Finishes pissing on Tims shoes * And I've been more of an asswipe than a fuckwit. As others can testify...
yea i know but who said i believed what you wrote. i was just interested in where you got them fun, and thought that the fifth one was a interesting if not rewarding job. who wouldnt like pop'n cherries for a living?
