Semen questions

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jan 28, 2004.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Why do some guys taste okay and others cause instant gag reflexes?

    What is the normal color and consistency?

    Where can I get some of Henry Rollins's?
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    its what those fuckers eat i think. i knew a guy who ate hot sauce and vinegar and it was nasTy. chinese food makes it nasTy as well. and mehican. shit, its all nasTy. just spit that shit out Barfy.
     
  3. KaptainSkitzo

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    From what I've heard, it's mostly diet combined with one or two biological factors(which have the lowest impact)...spicy foods can lead to a nasty taste(which is why spicks and southerners get less head). While men who have a higher sugar intake(as opposed to spices), tend to have a less bitter taste.
    Guys, do your woman a favor...eat lots of fucking sugar a day or two before....she'll appreciate the flavor change.
     
  4. Schmed

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    Or dont do the bitch a favor and eat asparagus...
     
  5. Schmed

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    And if you ask really nice , I'm going to see Rollins on his spoken word tour thurs night at the GW Lisner Auditorium in DC, so maybe I can bum some off him...
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Buy the cable guy some pineapple juice...
     
  7. ratatouille

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    good thing they were selling cotton candy at the circus eh Lomo? :p
     
  8. Lomotil

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    One must always be prepared...

     
  9. Coma White

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    I dont understand why you women even swallow, cum tastes like shit.
    What ever they are paying porn stars, it ain't anough
     
  10. Captain Morgan

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    coma, i hope to god your a girl

    and i sure wouldnt mind being a pornstar[/quote]
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    no, coma is a guy... he is a professional Salami Suitcaser...
     
  12. Coma White

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    IMC, dont tell me you've never tasted you own cum.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    no... can't say as I have.... The smell was enough for me
     
  14. Coma White

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    Oh yeah, the smell, its fucking gross and tastes almost as bad.
     
  15. Lomotil

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    Is that how you arrived at your forum name?
     
  16. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'd just like to say.... that the guy who posted before Rev is like..... really, really gay.

    And as for Kelly's questions.

    1. Cum is almost entirely sugar... if he hasn't eaten any.... or eats foods that neutralize the taste... you get whats left over. Spermies and pus and prostate fluids (believe it or not.... no urine).

    2)Normal consistency is slightly thicker than fresh blood and off white is the natural color (taking medication will give it a yellowish tint.

    3)You can get it from Henry Rollins. (Good Luck!)
     
  17. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    :oops:

    What was I thinking when i started this thread?

    I have decided to give future men taste tests and if it's nasty, i just won't go there anymore

    i prefer the watery tasteless gizz, i'm sure most girls would concur... but it's still got that warm, snot-like texture to it...

    i had a bad experience a few weeks ago where the semen actually stuck to my tongue (dunno if the mouthwash caused that or not) and i had to peel it off. NOT GLAMOROUS!

    i bet henry would have some thick musclar shit that would choke me... it would probably taste like that protein shake you can get at GNC that's all chocky and disgusting. the sperm would probably tear through my reproductive system and beat their way to my heart and choke all of the blood out of it and i would die... nevermind about the rollins thing... :?
     
  18. Captain Morgan

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    thats terrible
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    It turned you on, didn't it ya' dirty fucker...
     
  20. Captain Morgan

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    hell no, coma white is the one drinking the shit
     

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