see what happens when you wont let the deer drive?

try and take a guess at how this deer didnt fuck up the front of the car,and no it wasnt hit while jumping

 

It was dropped out of a plane flying overhead? There's an impact on the roof as well.

 

you got the overhead part right....but i think if it wouldve fallen from a plane it probably wouldve gone straight through the floor as well

 

if you notice thats deer shit all over the roof

 

Actually, it was hit while jumping....

 

i meant it wasnt hit while jumping across the road...but yea the fucker jumped off an overpass into the SUV....i wonder what the fuck happened to the driver

 

how about geo metro vs. a cow?

 

Looks like the cow fucked him up pretty good:


The exact same thing happened to me and a friend of mine a few years back. We were drivin back from a bar, using the backroads cause we were kinda drunk. We came around a corner goin about 40 mph and there was a cow just chillin in the middle of the road. When we hit it, it rolled up on the hood, broke out the windsheild and one of it's legs (I'm guessin) broke out the back window as well. My friend slammed on the brakes and the cow rolled off. Needless to say, his CRX was totalled. When we got out of the car the cow was walkin around makin this noise that sounded like it was tryin to moo, but it was all gurgled soundin. One of its legs was severely broken, just kinda waving around in the air as it was tryin to walk. We pushed his car into someones driveway and walked the rest of the way home, about a 6 mile hike. The next mornin we went back and explained to the people who owned the driveway what happened. They said it wasn't their cow, so we went door to door lookin for the owner of the cow, but we never found em.
Injuries to us: 3 broken fingers on my friends hand where he was holdin the steering wheel. I was completely uninjured. His car looked a lot like that Metro. I never realized how lucky we were...

 

i was gona post the pic of the guy when i stopped laughing....something similar happened to me in my boys CRX coincidently,exept we hit a gator on our way fishing through the Everglades.I'm sure we would've cleared the gator except the the car was dropped as low as it could go,you know how people put them leather bras on their cars?Well we hit the gator so hard it was a gator skin bra on the car...fucked up the whole front end and had to wait for a tow truck to get home...no injuries at least..if you dont count the gator...at least we sold the tail to some chinese food place

 

CAR VERSUS HORSE
damn everyone is hitting shit

 

WOW DEEBO! You also got into an accident with a CRX, quite the coincidence I must say.... if I didn't know you better I'd be keen on saying that you've been fibbing :wink: , that croc tail sure sounds yucky, good thing you sold it to those disgusting Chinese, THEY'LL EAT ANYTHING!

 

at 50 dollars a tail i was planning on becoming a gator hunter...but i thought about it and well around here the cops wouldve called me a 'poacher'...killing a fuckin 6 foot lizard that'll eat your dog or your kid at the first chance it gets is frowned upon for some reason...and i can get you pics of the CRX smiles...if your interested

 

12 year olds can't drive dipshit.

It probably belongs to your rich uncle, that has special "secret time" with you every second Sunday.

I'd say it's more like you were sucking the cheese from under your uncle's wrinkled foreskin while he was driving, and the dumb fuck drove through a swamp after cumming down your neck.

 

leave it to you to come up with the most fuckin idiotic quote on the thread :roll:

 

something similar happen to us, cept with more cows. we were drivin in an astro van down some back roads in the rual goin about 50 when we hit a herd of fuckin cows. plowed them suckers good. one rolled up and over the van smashin the windshield and roof on the way over, one inpaled the headlight with a horn, another had its horn lodged in the passenger door, consiqently we draged both them fuckers. broke the legs of two cows as we side swiped them on the drivers side. damn cows. about a month and a half later we hit a damn mule, knocked that damn thing about 20 feet. too dark to do anything about, we came back the next morning the fucker was walkin around eatin grass. different vehical same road.

 

damn a herd of cows and a mule...hope your keeping score...id say about 50 points for each cow and 30 for the mule

 

car vs. bike...still trying to decide who won

 

Bike.

Rider would have been thrown clear (hopefully) whereas the driver would be eating a set of 'Battleaxe' tyres with 800lb of aliminium thrown in.

Yes, I am a biker.

 

Quite probable about the rider.
My question for you....what kind of helmet do you wear?
(full head, or small as possible?)