I am driving down to these river lots and the girl I am with doesn't lock the gate to keep other people from coming in. I am all like, "Lock the gate." And she doesn't so we park and turn our headlights off and I see a Ford Truck, older model (think rapist truck) sitting there and the engine starts up and I'm getting pissed at her thinking he is coming into the should be locked area, but his headlights go the other way... Then we are in a cabin with a few other people who are older and passed out? The guy in the truck comes and he is smashing the door in and takes the girl I am with. He looks like Jason Vorhees and he is saying "Carrie Dee English" over and over and over as he takes off with her, so I guess I was with a winner of America's Next Top Model. Anyway, I know he's coming back and no one will wake up so I grab the woman that played the mom on ALF, (although in my dream she has aged so she's like that woman but 20 years older) and I get in a corner and hide and put her over me, so he grabs her and not me... my plan was to bust ass out the door when he starts to carry her off and say "that woman from ALF" or whatever he was gonna say, but when he grabs her and gets close enough to me, I get so scared I wake up. And I am freaking scared! So scared that I get my gun and load it and have to turn on the tv and watch the Brady Bunch to calm the fuck down. Dreams sometimes suck. Then I dreamed I was on a reality show and had to take a shower. I thought it was gonna to be an alone shower, but that scary fucking Gary Bussey is in there as soon as I get undressed and he is talking about my body and sitting in a chair. I am trying to cover myself up and tell him to leave and finally he does. Then the shower is just like a huge carpeted gross hotel room and the shower heads are everywhere so I just take a shower in the middle of this room on shitty carpet.... Then I have to hurry to a parking lot to pick someone up but am too late and go to the restaraunt where the cast of Seinfeld is and it's like I am on an episode of their show, but everyone is their current age and no one is funny.
I have wild dreams but I forget them if I do not tell someone immediately after I wake. I'm not sure mine ever had any celebrity in them. If I did I'd be hoping for a Jessica Simpson dream.
I talk in my sleep. So if I have a 'crazy' dream I have to make sure I didnt say something retarded in my sleep. Luckily for me I wake up first.....
I don't know what it is about older trucks... it's like child molester van and rapist truck. I see something like this, I fear that there is going to be a rapin' going down somewhere.
I was having a great dream last friday. It involved me hanging out with friends in Michigan and they introduced me to a cute blonde girl who was very nice to me. She was being cool and I was following her around like a puppy dog being happy being close to her. She even let me look at the tattoo on her vulva. Just then my blood sugar dropped like a rock and I woke up with shakes and cold sweats. I swallowed a snickers bar whole and tried to go back to sleep and continue the awesome dream. Instead, it took me three hours to get back to sleep.... and instead of a sweet naked chick waiting for me... there was a fat, hairy plumber with his shirt off fixing the sink in my house. Hot naked blonde..... hairy fat dude. Diabetes sucks.
