Save Me House

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Jan 2, 2002.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Ok here's the deal. I'm currently out of work (although a lead at the gas company is looking promising). I need to raise 1000 dollars in the next 15 days or I'm gonna lose my house on foreclosure. Does anyone have any ideas of how to raise this kind of cash really quick? I need something legal too. I've got enough trouble with the law already and don't need to be back in jail again. So no drug sales unless you know a way I won't get caught. I want all ideas. Come on guys. Help out a brotha. I'm getting married in three days and I'm gonna need a house to set her up in. Wouldn't want your ole boy Cheeze on the street would ya?
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    there no red light district near you??

    i bet there'd be a queue for your emineminemi looking ass
     
  3. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    You're not getting married. That slut dumped you, remember? And don't you rent your place?
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    he could still rent out his ass though....

    and send pics to nursey.... she has this thing for gay porn
     
  5. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    You're not getting married. That slut dumped you, remember? And don't you rent your place?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah. But I got another slut now. Kitana! She's supposed to be here on Jan 5th to marry me. I don't rent this place yet. I was going to until Loree Beth dumped me. Now I live here.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Son Of A Bitch!

    Damn, Cheeze...

    if i knew you better, personally, I would send you the money. I shit you not, but I have lost trust in ppl that I grow close to over the net... you know...
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    No!! slutana NO!!!

    rebound-rebound
     
  8. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    For nursey


     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    Son Of A Bitch!

    Damn, Cheeze...

    if i knew you better, personally, I would send you the money. I shit you not, but I have lost trust in ppl that I grow close to over the net... you know...
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    It won't matter soon my love. For we will be married and share in the assets of my wealth.
    At least till they foreclose anyway.
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
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    I just love the suggestive kitchen glove. Nice touch.
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:

    It won't matter soon my love. For we will be married and share in the assets of my wealth.
    At least till they foreclose anyway.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  12. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Cheeze, check your email.
     

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