It's your old pal Dubya sending you a message from the beautiful Greek Island of Kos where I have been sunning myself up for the last week as I needed a quick break ahem from the UK to recharge my batteries. I have spent the last few days basically getting up, rolling a chubby, putting on my swimming shorts, hiring a jet bike, slathering myself in sun factor 10, swimming with all sorts of fish, getting tanned, getting pissed and eating like a king. I fucking love being on the lamb. Anyway just wondered what you've all been up to and I look forward to chewing the fat with y'all pretty soon. Love and kisses Dubya x p.s. It's not true what they say about greek men but greek birds will take it up the shitter p.p.s. Greek grass is fucking awesome!
I went to Greece last year... Faleraki to be exact and didn't see many Greek blokes... They were all sweaty english bastards. Not that that stopped me from giving head... to a couple of "unsweaty" english bastards. BTW I know plenty of English birds who will take it up the Gary....
