Russian woman bitten by pet piranhas

An elderly woman from the city of Saransk, the capital of the Russian republic of Mordvinia, has been bitten by piranhas while she was cleaning their aquarium. She told doctors that she nearly lost her hand.

http://mosnews.com/news/2005/05/12/piranhainsaransk.shtml

 

That's what you get for being fucking stupid.

You post this link and there's no picture of the hand? lame.

 

The same thing happened to my penis.

 

She's Russian: what do you expect?

 

She's Russian, what do you expect?

 

Goddamn it.

Durr-durrrr-durrr.

 

Double post? She's Samantha, what do you expect?

 

I will NOT TOLERATE this ABUSE!!

Actually, it was Fugly.

Durrrrrrr-durr.

 

I likes my women retarded....

 

How come you don't bring me flowers, anymore?

 

Awww...thanks!

I'm having a Kodak moment here.

 

I'm having a syrup of ipecac moment here.

 

What's that then? I like to discover new things...

 

ipecac induces vomiting.

 

I thankyeeew...

 

i dont need ipecaca to vomit, thanks.

 

ipecac isn't just for vomiting any more!

www.ipecac.com

 

(Slightly modified for emphasis)

Well Sham definately fits the bill...there's even a touch of the down's syndrome around the eyes.

 

You're as transparent as Scotch tape, my dear.