Roses are red

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Feb 14, 2003.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Voilets are blue...
     
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    ...I'll fucking cut out the unborn fetuses from every pregnant Jehovah's Witness I see...

    (Someone else finish the verse!)
     
  3. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    Voilets are blue...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Valentines day sucks dick and so do you!
     
  4. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil, with the intent for someone ELSE to finish:
    ...I'll fucking cut out the unborn fetuses from every pregnant Jehovah's Witness I see...

    (Someone else finish the verse! *That meant YOU, Sinister!!!*)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Look at us. We can't even do a "Roses Are Red" verse without fucking it up. God, we are fucking pathetic.

    (Sorry guys, Ulfur Engil is a wee bit surly this afternoon. He'll get over it.)
     
  5. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your a fuckin slimey wanker
    Here's hoping that someone wraps a bottle round your head and you die too.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ahh the love in the air, i know how you feel UT there is something about valentines that brings out my sentimental side, that brought a tear to me eye.
     
  6. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister:
    ahh the love in the air, i know how you feel UT there is something about valentines that brings out my sentimental side, that brought a tear to me eye.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nooo don't let that happen or they'll be puffier than they already are.
     
  7. Ulfur Engil

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    Attempt #2

    Ahem...

    Roses Are Red,

    Violets are blue,

    I'm desperate for a Valentine's Day blowjob,

    But not so desperate that I will resort to soliciting some ape-faced, ugly, toothless, non-ass-wiping five dollar crackwhore jiggaBOO.



    Thank you, ladies and gents. *Bows*
     
  8. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Attempt #2

    Ahem...

    Roses Are Red,

    Violets are blue,

    I'm desperate for a Valentine's Day blowjob,

    But not so desperate that I will resort to soliciting some ape-faced, ugly, toothless, non-ass-wiping five dollar crackwhore jiggaBOO.



    Thank you, ladies and gents. *Bows*
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  9. Darkgroovey

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    one more try at this...........

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Valentine's an excuse for me to stalk you
    look out your window, up into the tree
    that guy with the binoculars staring at you
    is none other than me!
     
  10. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister:
    one more try at this...........

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Valentine's an excuse for me to stalk you
    look out your window, up into the tree
    that guy with the binoculars staring at you
    is none other than me!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  11. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
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    are you trying to imply somehthing UT? just come right out and say it.
     
  12. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister:
    are you trying to imply somehthing UT? just come right out and say it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Me?never...i was just responding to you poem.
     
  13. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister:
    one more try at this...........

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Valentine's an excuse for me to stalk you
    look out your window, up into the tree
    that guy with the binoculars staring at you
    is none other than me!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That was fucking brilliant,see even a wanker can be special on valentines day.
     
  14. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Fuck me...you know what i'm talking about.
     
  15. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister:
    Valentines day sucks dick and so do you!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your a fuckin slimey wanker
    Here's hoping that someone wraps a bottle round your head and you die too.
     
  16. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Look at us. We can't even do a "Roses Are Red" verse without fucking it up. God, we are fucking pathetic.

    (Sorry guys, Ulfur Engil is a wee bit surly this afternoon. He'll get over it.)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    See Ulfur i can't make a romatic poem either.
     

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