roast beef...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Anti-Thesis, Dec 23, 2000.

  1. Anti-Thesis

    Anti-Thesis New Member

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    Anyone ever hear of the term "roast beef"

    Its when a girl has had way too much sex, Ie shes a really big whore, and the pussy lips turn from a nice pink color to a dark disgusting brown color like roast beef... Its prety repulsive... But yeah, we call it roast beef around here, what do you call it?
     
  2. Jurkin 24-7

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    ive never seen a color change but as far as "ragged out, hanging all over the place" pussy ive heard that called a "beef curtain", or a "meat tarp"

    this should be a section on terms such as this, it could be very educational!!!

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  3. Dwaine Scum

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    like acrumples up brown paperbag
     
  4. Jurkin 24-7

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    anybody ever heard of a "rodeo"?
    maybe i'll try it soon, but i need more friends and a webcam.

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  5. Jurkin 24-7

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    nah, a rodeo is when your doin your ho of choice doggy-style and all the sudden you yell out "RODEO", and all of your friends come bustin out of closets and shit. and you have to hold on and keep her from getting away while she's squirmin and tryin to hide herself. (8 sec. still stands as a good time)

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  6. Dwaine Scum

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    <font size = 7><font color = lime><blink>YEE-HAW!!
     
  7. Anti-Thesis

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    Well, on the topic of terms, how about camel-toe... that nice fat bulge that we all know and love.... Britney spears has a pretty disgusting example of it....
     
  8. Jurkin 24-7

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    what about a "topeka destroyer"?
    thats where you are getting a blowjob and you throw up on the chics head.
    (also called a "cold lunch")
     
  9. Jurkin 24-7

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    ....."indian goggles" and "teabaggin" are a given right?

    just want to cover the basics.

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  10. Dwaine Scum

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    what about felching? munging? or a Jelly Baby?
     
  11. Jurkin 24-7

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    ooh some i havent heard of,
    please explain
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    Umm ok
    1 felching: When you cum in some one, (man woman, kid, dog) and you suck your own cum out... If you use a straw you are a boston felcher (I dont understand the refrence eaither)

    2 Munger: a munger is a strange fellow.. He has a friend jump on a dead chicks stomach, and the goddies that plop out of her pussy, he eats... (you can be a solo-munger but it requires use of a cynderblock)

    3 Jelly Baby: Ok when you fuck someone in there ass and cum up in them, that first little cum/blood covered turd that oozes out is the jelly baby...
     
  13. Jurkin 24-7

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    what about a "dirty sanchez",
    where you finger a girls cornhole then as you fuck her from behind, you reach around and wipe it on her upper lip.
     
  14. Anti-Thesis

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    msissicraN
     
  15. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    roast beef......
    a fine example is hollz....

    he describes himself as "prime scottish beef"

    and he is also a pussy.....

    voila!!!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what ever happened to this guy? did he have a freak meeting with a mirror resulting in him doing the old hari kari or was he simply banned form using the pooter when his mum got the phone bill?



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  16. imported_dirty_sanchez

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jurkin 24-7:
    ....."indian goggles" and "teabaggin" are a given right?

    just want to cover the basics.

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    we call teabaggin when the girl sucks the balls here
     
  17. imported_dirty_sanchez

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jurkin 24-7:
    what about a "dirty sanchez",
    where you finger a girls cornhole then as you fuck her from behind, you reach around and wipe it on her upper lip.
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    i am a dirty sanchez
     
  18. imported_dirty_sanchez

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    anybody here ever heard of a stussy?
    fat people have them. it's the roll of fat below the gut, and above the crotch.
     
  19. imported_dirty_sanchez

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    what about potted meat or a tootsie roll?
     
  20. NoOpinion

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    Well we like to call them bat wings ya know the lips hang so low you can see right through them. Although thats not so bad after a few months they dry up and turn to a pile of powder in their underwear.

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