Head west on Route 50, and pick me up damnit! Then drop me off in Bowie on your way back home. I've got a tunnel to explore!
Well, people... old cheezy is hittin the road tomorrow for a 3 week tour of the United States. I'll be hauling whatever the fuck needs to be moved from place to place and taking pictures of all the fucked up things I see along the way. I even have a load of blood going to New York for the Red Cross. When I run that load of blood to New York next week, I'll try to snap a few photos there too. So, you won't be seeing me for awhile. Take care and play nice people. No Fuck that. Eat cum and die! See you in three....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Head west on Route 50, and pick me up damnit! Then drop me off in Bowie on your way back home. I've got a tunnel to explore! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A tunnel? Exploring anal sex for the first time???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: A tunnel? Exploring anal sex for the first time???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah... NO, you fuckin' pervert! (It wouldn't have been the first time anyway) I want to go explore the tunnel of retards. You know, I wanna get back in touch with my kinfolk!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Ah... NO, you fuckin' pervert! (It wouldn't have been the first time anyway) I want to go explore the tunnel of retards. You know, I wanna get back in touch with my kinfolk!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Based on that frowney, I'd say it was a less-than-pleasurable experience... Tell me, did it feel like taking a shit on instant replay? That's what it feels like for me, except when the Pope wants to switch and play receiver himself... Oh, how I love wiping it off on that damn ring of his...
It could have been worse for me. Luckily his dick was small. Next time I kiss the pope's ring, I'll remember to wipe my mouth!
I wouldn't sweat it, I doubt the old fucker will ever tour the US again anyway... Besides... I thought you were Mormon...?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I had sex with a Mormon. Does that make me one?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That depends... Did you have an orgasm? If not, I think you're safe.
One out of seven. Cut me some slack! I still make fun of the Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints commericals!
Shit... I remember those... with the little bastards baking a pizza for the old granny that lived by herself... Damn, those were ghey commercials.
Okay. I got as far as this toxic waste pit called New Jersey before deciding to come back home. If I ever decide to travel the US again..... Jersey definetly won't be on my stop list.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Okay. I got as far as this toxic waste pit called New Jersey before deciding to come back home. If I ever decide to travel the US again..... Jersey definetly won't be on my stop list.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Welcome back Pansy!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Okay. I got as far as this toxic waste pit called New Jersey before deciding to come back home. If I ever decide to travel the US again..... Jersey definetly won't be on my stop list.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh, I could've told you that. Jersey is like the armpit of the US - the commode of the eastern seaboard, if you will. Other places to avoid: Cleveland OH, Bakersfield CA, most of Louisiana, and the entire states of Missisippi, Alabama, and Texas.
I'll remember those nic.... but Jersey is by far the worse place I've ever been. With the exception of Atlantic City. I love that place.
Jersey especially sucks ass if you are driving; there are no such things as U-turns. If you get lost, you're fucked.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: Jersey especially sucks ass if you are driving; there are no such things as U-turns. If you get lost, you're fucked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And then there's the tolls every half a fucking mile, the endless construction, and of course, the picturesque industrial wasteland. No, not the ideal location to build that summer home.
My main bitch with Jersey is their mandatory full-service gas stations. First time I traveled thru & stopped for a fillup, I got out to pump my own (as usual). I'd already gotten the nozzle in the tank when the attendant came stalking up with a look on his face as if I'd dropped trou & commenced stroking. "HEY...you can't do that... this isn't self-service!" Me: "Huh?", looking around, thinking I'd accidentally parked at the wrong island...then I realized there WERE no self-serve islands. He saw my out/state tags and explained that state law prohibits pumping your own gas. WTF?!? Seems that for some reason, the Gret Stet of Noo Joisey ("You live in Joisey? Which exit you live at?")has decided that the average motorist (or more likely, a significant number of their own) are too plain fucking stupid to pump gas in their own car.
that doesn't sound too bad to me personally... not having to fill up your own car... being able to just relax and listen to your stereo... and being in america... i bet they have those irritatingly efficient and robotic attendants like graduates from the McDonalds university... like having a spotty and well oiled machine tending to your refueling.. with a chirpy "have a nice day" as you hand over the dough and drive off... slightly saluting as they touch the peaks of their baseball caps... they're mostly self service with a non-english speaking cashier over here.. it's truly an ordeal to pay for petrol... and if you want anything else, you have to learn a complex universal sign language.. kinda like controlling an arcade machine.. y'know.. the grabbers.. i've become quite proficient at this of late.. there is one with attendant service round here... but the guy who does it is old and slow.. he was given the job to give him something to do in his retirement... the filling up being his job, he won't let anyone touch the pumps but him... it's fucking annoying.. you have to sit in a queue as he fills up all the cars himself.. and there's 6 pumps... i'm gonna get me one of those anti-carjacking cars that they've got in SA.. then it'll be "fill her up my good man", and when he touches the filler cap... zzZZZZAP
