Boy talk about bad day to leave the house. I went out to my wifes job to get the mail key for our mailbox and to grab some lunch. I get there and turn around to head home. I get down to where you get on our Bypass in our town. There are a set of yield signs there. 1 is for people to yield to people turning on the bypass from the left in the oncoming lane. The second is a little ways up the ramp for people to yield to anyone coming up the ramp. The second is for a loop that was built for people to get on from a shopping center in town. So I got on the ramp and started on my way, A white Suv driven by a women does not yield at the sign at the top of the ramp and almost takes out my front end with her rear. She is on her cell just chatting away. I lay on my horn I can see her jump a bit in her seat. I figure at this point end of story. So we get up on the bypass and I get ready to move over into the left hand lane too pass her and a few other cars drving slower. Well I get ready to go around her and she cuts in front of me again. Still on her phone I honk again. At this point I'm more then a little annoyed. But I'm hungry and just want to get something to eat and go home. So I drive behind her not on her ass or anything. We are both doing around 65 which is the speed limet on the road. So she finally gets over and I go to pass her. I get next to her and all the sudden she starts jumping around in her drivers seat I mean actting really fucking crazy. She is flipping me off and just screaming. I notice in the back there is 2 small children. I just nodded at her smiled and waved thinking to myself how bad I felt for those kids. Well I guess I should not have smiled and waved. Because I look in my rear view and her she comes like a bad out of hell. She tries to ram me with her SUV she got really close but I jumped over into the sholder she slams on her breaks and gets behind me again. At this point I just stopped my truck and let her fly by again. I pulled back onto the road again and got off at my exit. Well here she is on my exit. To avoid the bitch I go the other direction. I had to yield and she is stopped next to me. She rolls down the window and starts cussing me up and down. I just yelled at her that she needed to calm down. She should have yielded at the sign and pay more attion while she is driving. She then says you should not honk at people who are on the phone I should know better then to interupt a phone call. Which I said and you should learn to be a better mother and not cuss in front of your kids. She really goes bat shit at this point and throws a can at my truck. I just drive off again. Again I thought it was over. I get onto the main road and go up to Sonic to get a burger and go home. I'm in the drive thru waiting I look up in my rear view and again there she is 3 cars back! I get my shit and start to pull out, I see her start to pull out too, She tries to hit me again! She is cussing and actting all nutts I mean complete bat shit at this point. Again she starts throwing shit at me a Wal-Mart sack full of shit. At this point I'm getting pissed but I know if I do anything and the cops are called they will take this wacky bitches side because she is a women and I'm a man. So again I smile wave and drive off. She pulls her Suv off the curve and tears ass across the grass and onto the road and gets behind me again. She follows me all the way to my home. I pull in at the top of my driveway and get out, I'm just fed up at this point. She starts yelling she is going to call the police. I tell her I will do her one better and call them myself. I dial 911 and tell them what is going on and ask them to come to my home. I pop down my tailgate and go get my lunch and sit down to eat and wait for the cops. She starts to pull her car into my driveway and get out. I in a calm voice tell her that this is private property and that by everything she has done on the road with trying to hit me and what not that she is endangering my life and I will be forced to protect my person and property anyway I can. I said in as cold and serious tone I could. she pulls back into the street and closes her door. The cops get there, 2 of them. They get out and walk towards me and ask what is going on. She jumps out and starts yelling and jumping up and down that I threaten to shoot her. I told them I never said such a thing and went into the story of what was going on. I can hear her yelling at the officer and him telling her she needs to calm down and lower her tone. Which she tells the officer and I love this part Fuck you do you know who my husband is I will have your job . I knew at this point she was fucked. Then I hear her tell the cop that I honked my horn when she ran the yield sign and interupted a very important call she was on! She fucking told him that shit admited she was in the wrong over a phone call The cops talked for a min then the cop pulled out his ticket book and started writing her a ticket! The other cops asks me where she could hear if I wanted to press any charges agaist her. As they had not seen any of it but that they belived my story by the way she was acting. Her whole tone changed at this point. She started crying and she reached for her phone I'm guessing to call her husband. The cop grabed the phone and threw it on the street and it busted every where! He was like don't you think that thing has cause you enough problems today. Reach for anything else in your car and I will take you to jail. I told them I did not want too press charges I just wanted her away from my home. I jumped in my truck and the last thing I saw was the cops handing her about 4 different tickets. This is about the weirdest and craziest thing that has happened to me in years. Its kind of funny but man people can be really fucking nutts.
I would have pressed charges, because the children are in an Unsafe enviroment, her trying to ram other vehicles...
That's why you need a Gat. Instead of smiling and waving you wave the gun and grimace. Maybe try to shoot out the tires, fuck the kids.
I really did think about it, but right now I can't go to court and deal with all the bullshit. If it had been this summer there is no doubt I would have. Besides she got 4 tickets, So she has to pay those explain to the judge about those and I might go up there on her court date to just watch. Her insurance with go up and all that good shit.
wow man you did the smart thing.... which will likely cost you your life when her mobster hubby hears about this
I think we've all missed the most important point in Grimy's salutory tale: Seems Mr & Mrs Jesus are still on speaking terms after all. Or was the whole thing just a prank to see how we'd behave?
DAMMIT. And I nearly always preview my posts. * * * * * * * I think we've all missed the most important point in Grimy's salutory tale: Seems Mr & Mrs Jesus are still on speaking terms after all. Or was the whole thing just a prank to see how we'd behave?
